This will get me into the journals for sure...

[watashipsycho]

I have heard of the malady sweeping across the city.

I, for one, am unaffected! In fact, I may be an inch or two taller, really.

Anyway, as a medical professional, I've had to deal with plenty of things like this before, and would be glad to help! If you'd let me examine you, I am sure to find a cure straightaway!

(Free lollipops for kids!)

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[aglow]

It'll go away in 24 hours! Don't worry.

[watashipsycho]

I don't know about you, but for some, that is unacceptable!

You could be crushed!

I believe prevention of crushing is much more important than curing of crushing.

[aglow]

I'll be fine. My friends are here!

Good luck with finding anyone to help you with your... doctor stuff.

[watashipsycho]

I dont need luck, I have skill!

Thank you though.

[really_stretchy]

lollliippooooppp????

[watashipsycho]

Sure! Just let me run a few tests... it wont hurt a bit!

I can't guarantee that I'll be able to cure the minicurse, but you'll get a lolli either way. How does that sound?

[really_stretchy]

...

bbbuut ii aalllreeaaaaadyyyyy hhhaavveee aaaa ddooocccctoor!!1

[watashipsycho]

That's fine, then. It's up to you. I can promise you that I am the most skilled physician around. Can your doctor change his shape, teleport through space, and summon down meteors?

That's how good of a doctor I am.

[roseblooms]

This does not sem to be something that can be cured, though. A young lady has told me that this happens to mostly everyone who comes here.. and they have to suffer it for a day.

[watashipsycho]

There is a plant that grows where I am from that, if it touches the skin, causes a violent rash. It only lasts for a few hours, but the pain it causes severe. If you can stop this pain early, you should!

[roseblooms]

... wait, what are you talking about, sir?

[watashipsycho]

Uh... that just because the curse ends tomorrow does not mean you should not try to cure it today.

[one_of_a_pair]

It can't be natural for a person to just magically be an inch or two taller after one night.

. . .

Especially for someone your age.

[watashipsycho]

My height changes several inches from moment to moment. It's a... side effect of the treatments I have performed on myself.

[one_of_a_pair]

And I'm supposed to trust you with my health? I don't think so.

[watashipsycho]

I dont experiment on my patients, only on myself. Don't worry, it's all for the name of science!

[redguitarwoman]

It would do you good to shrink a few inches, doctor.

[watashipsycho]

It must be a depressing day for you. Usually people grow a few inches when you come around.

[redguitarwoman]

Making perverted jokes? You must be in a good mood.

[watashipsycho]

You seem to insist in rubbing off on me.