Jul 25, 2006 11:37
I have heard of the malady sweeping across the city.
I, for one, am unaffected! In fact, I may be an inch or two taller, really.
Anyway, as a medical professional, I've had to deal with plenty of things like this before, and would be glad to help! If you'd let me examine you, I am sure to find a cure straightaway!
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