There's a Marine in Japan.

There's a drummer in Iowa.

There's a 9-5er right outside of Jackson.

There's too much confusion.

I just woke up from a horrible nightmare. I dreamed that I was pregnant. It was so weird. For some reason, in my dream I was in either a WalMart or car dealership with Meg, a whole bunch of other people, a few people from McAlister's, and Fall As Well. I think we were taking shelter from a storm. I had taken some pregnancy tests before and ( Read more... )

Got me in a mess of trouble againWent to Hot Topic today. And as my luck would have it, Lynny's wife was working. She asked to help me and called me "honey". Which totally threw me. We didn't really speak other than her telling me my total. Oh, but here's the really awkward part....while paying for my stuff, "Harbor Lights" by FAW came on ( Read more... )

Yesterday I was dropping something off for Meg at work, and while walking back to my car, who did I see in the parking lot??? Well Sir Lynny of course. And Jarrod. Told Lynny happy birthday. Yeah. I did not, however, tell him that I met the misses. Then I left because I was already late for work. But I was...what's the word??? Frazzled by ( Read more... )

Something like this could only happen to me ( Read more... )

After months of computer problems, I finally have my laptop back and running. So much has happened ( Read more... )

This has been one hell of a weekend. It all started Friday morning when Meg and I went into McAlister's early to pick up our checks. I nearly ran into a dude walking out when I was walking in. It took me about 45 seconds to process that the dude was in fact Clint...the legendary Yankee Cap guy that used to work there, then quit right before I ( Read more... )

Meg and I arrived in Dallas 2 hours ahead of schedule with absolutley NOTHING to do but drink and wait. So we did. I went to buy beer, but the stupid Mexicans who couldn't understand a word I was saying wouldn't sell it to me because it was my birthday. Illegal bastards. Got talking to this dude who worked for FedEx, he went in and got it all for ( Read more... )

Hi, I can't come to the phone right now. I'm currently riding a cowboy that's in town for the Dixie National Rodeo. Leave a message at the beep, and when he finally finishes bucking me, I'll call you back ( Read more... )

200 wings for Sir Bradley. Damn, someone was either really hungry or had the guys over for a superbowl party ( Read more... )