The Perfect Sailor (Siwon/Eunhyuk)

[warmboys]

Fandom: Super Junior
Pairing: Siwon/Eunhyuk (et others ;D)
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 1957
Genre: Crack
Summary: Siwon makes Eunhyuk the victim of his naughty practices. (Ooh look I made a pun :D)

Written for kpopfickink; prompt was "bondage, Siwon using force to hold Eunhyuk down".

Comments

[primroseshows]

I fucking love this and I fucking love you. Awkward sex and Hyukjae being so hilarious (unintentionally) and Siwon so sincere about practising his knots, and omfg Hanchul, and THEN Donghae prancing in like an eager puppy and making fun of Hyukjae's BATHROOM SMELL. I mean. Honestly. Can it get better? The answer is no.

I really really enjoyed the dialogue in this; it's so natural sounding. Just thought I'd tell you that too. Because obviously I need to prove that I can look beyond the porn in a story. Um.

[warmboys]

i love YOU for reading this despite its not being your fandom and dajf;ljfljfljfasj;fjsdfljflalkjlsd PORN. is all i have to say. 8D i love this comment and want to keep it in my pocket (hur hur) foreva. wait i can't make that pocket joke because i don't have a peen :(

[mawaru_berry]

LOL I LOVE THIS /is very eloquent

[pregnantcigar]

haha thanks! ♥

[konzatsu]

aaaaaaah i read this on the meme and loved it. the dialogue is hilarious and siwon is a sneaky little bastard. and hae cracked me up. :DD

[pregnantcigar]

\o/ i'm glad to hear that! thanks :)

[catskilt]

So it was you :DDD I love everything about this, the sexy and the horror and Hyuk being tied to a bed. Siwon practicing tying knots on Hyuk and his logic that Hyuk will be more compliant after he comes. YOUR HUMOUR, DIANA, IT IS FULL OF AWESOME ADJECTIVES ♥

....you and I both know that HyukHae would have sexy sex in a yacht.

...also, completely wrong icon pairing but I've always wanted to use this icon and they're on yacht sooo.

[pregnantcigar]

you and I both know that HyukHae would have sexy sex in a yacht. i have given this ample amounts of consideration, yes >__> now who can we bribe into writing it?

LOL YOUR ICON. wrong pairing but i forgive you XD;; haha a+

and thank you! :D i always worry my humor is too self-indulgent ;__; so it's nice to find someone just as weird as i am...

[catskilt]

....it saddens me that I can think of nobody at all. But then you are the one with the contacts. Go forth and find one. I place my trust in you.

Your icon is making me want to say 格格千岁千岁千千岁!

It's nice that someone appreciates me :D

[pregnantcigar]

tbh i really want anmi to write some porn :( i know she's good at it :(

LOL i'm glad someone gets the ge ge reference XD ergh now i wanna watch huan zhu ge ge again... T__T

what lies, everyone appreciates you! the entire eunhae fandom would be in shambles without you! ;__;

[xsharetheworld]

In fact-he smiles at Eunhyuk-he collects them. Every day.
/headdesk
EunHyuk, how many cars would that be by now? XD

He practices selective amnesia on a regular basis.
OMFG PRICELESS.

There are more but I forgot to quote as I went along. XD

This was too funny. You are amazing. lol

[warmboys]

haha i'm so glad you liked it! :D /dances

[xsharetheworld]

Haha of course! I even mem'ed it! XD

[warmboys]

:oooo ♥!