Prepare your eye-sporks, ladies and gentlemen.

[flailure]

Well. Greetings, one and all. I have been a lurker of this fine community for some time now, and have finally procured a description that I cannot help but offer for your viewing pleasure, or might I say torment. I come to you from the distant, shadowy world of private servers.

(Insert disapproving glare of shame.)

Ahem. In any case, as some of you

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[sphaerus]

I have a beard, it's not a hobo beard, but it's a beard. People can sure as Hell see me smile. That's someone right there who's yet to spawn much more than the hair of a frog's ass on their barely-pubescent boychin.

Also, "GOOD BUDDY WITH DEMON HUNTER BERKY LOL," made me hurk. "Berky"? Really? Shitheads of a feather flock together, obviously.

[weiila]

Welcome!

Now then... he knows a demon hunter named... BERKY? What the hell? And he was the former wielder of "Ashbringrrr". Well that's okay then, as long as he's not going around claiming he's got his grubby hands on the Ashbringer.

And what the heck is with the random capitalization of some words?

I'll take that bleach, thankyee.

[sphaerus]

And what the heck is with the random capitalization of some words?
People think that when you capitalise an otherwise unimportant word, it suddenly becomes important and means more than the word would were not not capitalised. It's a trend among semi-literate dumbshits who don't know they're only semi-literate because they aren't intelligent enough to form cogent sentences that benefit from context, exacting conjugation, and subtlety, hence, they overcome their weaknesses by mauling the English language.