I can deal with the supersoldier there. I can. No, not everyone has to be a peon or a footman. It's a little bit too "look-at-me" for my taste, but in itself, it's not a crime. You can even go ahead and be a child prodigy with an emo backstory. But at least make your AGE realistic! I don't care how awesome you are, no one's going to give a child (for all intents and purposes) that kind of rank. And if you're really that young, it's kind of--nay, incredibly unbelievable that a sixteen year old can accomplish the kind of stuff he's talking about. It took the strength of, what, six human kingdoms? And reinforcements from the dwarves and high elves to drive back the orcs in the Second War? Throw in the Forsaken, trolls, tauren etc. and a sixteen year old should understandably be shitting his pants fighting them. Age him up by at LEAST ten years and I won't have as much of a problem with the character
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Exactly. My point exactly. I don't give a rat's ass if you want to be a high-ranking military officer or claim a bunch of IC victories against the Horde under your belt just because you PvP a lot, but for crying out loud. There is no need to be sixteen years old while doing it. That's just a bit overmuch.
I'm not even bothering to read the shitty description and history. I'M NOT EVEN GONNA FUCKING BOTHER. BITCH, YOU DO NOT FUCKING MESS WITH THE GREEN DEMON HORNS, AND YOU DO NOT FUCKING MESS WITH CHRISTIAN LACROIX! HOW DARE YOU SULLY THE NAME OF SUCH AN ARTIST WITH YOUR SHITTY STORMWIND TAVERN DEMON-WANNABE FAUX FRENCH AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH
-throws table- OKAYFINEI'MDONENOW.
I'm sorry. I'm---just----YOU DO NOT FUCKING MESS AROUND WITH LACROIX. And, by the way, YES I DID ACTUALLY PUNCH MY COMPUTER SCREEN AFTER I SAW THIS. AND YES IT HURT A LOT AND I PROBABLY DAMAGED SOMETHING BUT AAAAAAAAAAAAARGTHGJHFKHVDJKHFVM,DFNGJKTYEROILKTM,NRESDF URGH URGH URGH
I think I need to go stand outside for a few minutes.
Here I am, not raging anymore! Very much!thecookiecatDecember 14 2011, 02:47:31 UTC
Okay. Um. Sorry for the mess, guys. Here is my proper comment, now that my head is done asploding.
FIRST OF ALL: 4'9"? I know she's a human, not a night elf, so this is SOMEWHAT less insane, but 4'9" is damn short. My great-grandmother was 4'11", and she was tiny - completely terrifying, but tiny. I assume I don't need to point out that French accents don't exist in WoW, and no matter how speshul you are, you just can't change that fact. SECOND OF ALL: Lady, I don't know what kind of deus ex machina thing you have going on there, because you should be locked away in the darkest corner of the Stockades by now. Wandering around with a felguard is generally frowned upon, and you're unlikely to get any help from the guards if some stray paladin decides to Exorcise you, but confessing right out in the open that you're a devoted slave to the Burning Legion is basically the equivalent of saying to a policeman that you frequently murder children, rape their corpses, and then cook them up with a little tarragon and eat them for dinner. You
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Re: Here I am, not raging anymore! Very much!sonicgaspDecember 14 2011, 06:05:23 UTC
Your fourth point is made even funnier when you re-read the line in her MRP where it says: "...she tries to avoid strangers, not often talking to others..."
Re: Here I am, not raging anymore! Very much!thecookiecatDecember 14 2011, 20:52:10 UTC
I didn't even notice that line, actually...
If she's trying to avoid strangers, why does she wander around taverns with no pants on? Is this supposed to be the reverse-psychology approach? I suppose it might actually work if her flag was more obviously Sue-ish, but then people without addons might still try to roleplay with her, so...yeah.
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...oh wait and then he failed life forever.
Also is it bad that I'm looking at this and going "200 pounds and 5'10" at sixteen? NOPE. YOU CAN'T PUT ON MUSCLE MASS LIKE THAT."
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I'm not even bothering to read the shitty description and history. I'M NOT EVEN GONNA FUCKING BOTHER. BITCH, YOU DO NOT FUCKING MESS WITH THE GREEN DEMON HORNS, AND YOU DO NOT FUCKING MESS WITH CHRISTIAN LACROIX! HOW DARE YOU SULLY THE NAME OF SUCH AN ARTIST WITH YOUR SHITTY STORMWIND TAVERN DEMON-WANNABE FAUX FRENCH AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH
-throws table- OKAYFINEI'MDONENOW.
I'm sorry. I'm---just----YOU DO NOT FUCKING MESS AROUND WITH LACROIX. And, by the way, YES I DID ACTUALLY PUNCH MY COMPUTER SCREEN AFTER I SAW THIS. AND YES IT HURT A LOT AND I PROBABLY DAMAGED SOMETHING BUT AAAAAAAAAAAAARGTHGJHFKHVDJKHFVM,DFNGJKTYEROILKTM,NRESDF URGH URGH URGH
I think I need to go stand outside for a few minutes.
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FIRST OF ALL: 4'9"? I know she's a human, not a night elf, so this is SOMEWHAT less insane, but 4'9" is damn short. My great-grandmother was 4'11", and she was tiny - completely terrifying, but tiny. I assume I don't need to point out that French accents don't exist in WoW, and no matter how speshul you are, you just can't change that fact.
SECOND OF ALL: Lady, I don't know what kind of deus ex machina thing you have going on there, because you should be locked away in the darkest corner of the Stockades by now. Wandering around with a felguard is generally frowned upon, and you're unlikely to get any help from the guards if some stray paladin decides to Exorcise you, but confessing right out in the open that you're a devoted slave to the Burning Legion is basically the equivalent of saying to a policeman that you frequently murder children, rape their corpses, and then cook them up with a little tarragon and eat them for dinner. You ( ... )
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MY BLACK ASS SHE DOES.
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If she's trying to avoid strangers, why does she wander around taverns with no pants on? Is this supposed to be the reverse-psychology approach? I suppose it might actually work if her flag was more obviously Sue-ish, but then people without addons might still try to roleplay with her, so...yeah.
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According to weird-ass belf RPers on WrA, French is the language of love the Scryers.
No, really.
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*maintains a straight face*
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