It's a succuwarlock!

[teh_jhun]

So I was wandering around Stormwind today when I happened across a warlock just hanging around near the cathedral district on a Felsteed with a Felguard beside her. It wasn't exactly bad but it was certainly... Well, judge for yourself.

Comments

[lauraluv]

I like how she feels the need to describe her character's breasts in great detail like that.

[lurkythespork]

To prove he's seen boobs.

[lurkythespork]

All righty. That first one--no. At 6 foot 1 and only a 34C? A 5'8" lady of my acquaintance is a 38 (not saying how I know that) and isn't exactly barrel-chested. Zivvy must be built like a broom handle, so good luck with that "hourglass" thing.

As for Fabre, um, Vrykul may be busty but they're pretty solid, if memory serves. "15" gives me the creeps, especially since she owns an elvish slave.

The slave thing also does not compute, particularly as she is in Stormwind and I sincerely doubt Varian Wrynn is cool with slavery, especially since she's technically under his command. I will continue to hammer on that point until proven wrong.

[deathwiser]

Only Goblins work with slavery, and then it's mostly selling gladiators. Bilgewater probably stopped their slavery when they joined the Horde, 'cause Garrosh might be an angry warrior Orc, but he doesn't like slavery.

[sarah_silence]

I do wish Vyrkul were a playable race, though. I'd rather have them than pandas.

[deathwiser]

I don't see how it would work. The vrykul practically died out during WotLK. The Horde and Alliance killed them and when Arthas died a lot happened. I'm sure there are like one teeny, tiny village left and they are probably just hoping that they can get food. Not joining the Alliance. Because the Horde wouldn't accept giant humans.

[lurkythespork]

I was wishing for ethereals as the neutral race. Consortium ethereals would make huge sense, because they could have so many different motivations--from mercenaries to treasure-hunters to people genuinely impressed by the chain of events in the Netherstorm and wanting to be part of something noble.

[deathwiser]

That would be so awesome... the only problem would be the whole giving them armour, Blizz would fix it. They always do.

[thinginthetub]

I like how people think that a healthy sex life will normally stretch out one's vagina like an old hairtie.

[managoddess]

Well, with all the horse-cocked bros (and ladies!) running around Goldshire, I can see how it could be a definite possibility.

[thinginthetub]

rofl, this is true. Coitus at the Lion's Pride must be like giving birth.

[chaoswolf1982]

which itself largely must consist of several months of swollen abdomen followed by an abrupt *thump* as the kid falls out on the way to the bathroom one evening.

[deathwiser]

Succubuses suck, literally. Now, that was horrible, she must have one of those thingamigs that tightens your ladyparts... I bet it is needed seeing as most males that would RP with her would faint if they got an erection, it's really hard. Just glad she's not a night elf. Also what is "Nyan Cat is unhappy.." for kind of motto? My death knight's motto is something along "I like to murder things, simple." and my priest's is "Meh

[lurkythespork]

I like to imagine she sounds like the Swedish Chef.

Ye morg smerdi cakensmusher!

[shaid21]

Why cant we up-vote comments here? XD

[deathwiser]

No one insults my grandfather like that! This means war! *puts on viking helmet*
I will be seeing you in Valhalla! We fight with axes at dawn.