It's a succuwarlock!

[teh_jhun]

So I was wandering around Stormwind today when I happened across a warlock just hanging around near the cathedral district on a Felsteed with a Felguard beside her. It wasn't exactly bad but it was certainly... Well, judge for yourself.

Comments

[deathwiser]

Succubuses suck, literally. Now, that was horrible, she must have one of those thingamigs that tightens your ladyparts... I bet it is needed seeing as most males that would RP with her would faint if they got an erection, it's really hard. Just glad she's not a night elf. Also what is "Nyan Cat is unhappy.." for kind of motto? My death knight's motto is something along "I like to murder things, simple." and my priest's is "Meh

[lurkythespork]

I like to imagine she sounds like the Swedish Chef.

Ye morg smerdi cakensmusher!

[shaid21]

Why cant we up-vote comments here? XD

[deathwiser]

No one insults my grandfather like that! This means war! *puts on viking helmet*
I will be seeing you in Valhalla! We fight with axes at dawn.

[lurkythespork]

Your grandfather is the Swedish Chef? C'mon, how was I supposed to know that?

[deathwiser]

Clearly you don't know swedish. You insulted my grandfather and my family. Now grab your battleaxe. We fight when the horn sounds. At dawn.

[lurkythespork]

Whoa, hey, slow down there! You said "It sounds like an american making the stereotype swedish accent", so the first thing that popped into my head was Jim Henson's goofball puppet! I was agreeing with you!

Agreeing with you! Making fun of her! Put down the axe before you put someone's eye out!

[deathwiser]

But... I was looking forward to getting another head for my trophycase. Oh, I just have to go murder another classmate. *rushes off into the distance*