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Deathwing's Secret Weapon

Sep 09, 2011 20:19

I present to you one of Wyrmrest Accord's finest, Kal'nar Dawnshade.

( Former Ranger, former undead, current Archmage of the Kirin Tor, and Deathwing's secret weapon against Azeroth )

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Comments 33

zefo1 September 10 2011, 04:49:09 UTC

I love how so many people use Alexstraza as a plot device to get out of being undead. Obviously none of them did the quest where she (and the naruu) fail to cure a soldier inflicted with the plauge. They could only kill him before he turned.

necti_citlali September 10 2011, 08:53:38 UTC

I cried when I did that quest! I really, REALLY wanted that soldier to make it, and was so disappointed he could not :(

deadborder September 10 2011, 11:11:31 UTC

Me too. Me too.

caixarelato September 10 2011, 13:34:41 UTC

I did too...that was so depressing the first time I did it. Now, when I do it on alts, I brace myself >>

labhaoise September 10 2011, 04:55:05 UTC

Sounds like Rand Al'thor got lost on his way to Dragonmount :/

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metalsyko September 10 2011, 16:15:42 UTC

WHEEL OF TIME FANS AMG

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deathy_the_sock September 10 2011, 04:56:00 UTC

... Aaaaargh.

You have the ability of Kitty Pryde and Nightcrawler, Arthas killed you in, of all places, TANARIS... two lorefails and a "what the hell are you smoking" points right there.

Deathy thinks the "past, present, and future" is a reference to the two quests in the Bronze Dragonshrine, and... the Lich King gave you a disease which killed you a short time after you personally killed him? That is... actually not a bad idea if you can get past the "killed the Lich King personally" bit. Entirely in-character and devious of him. Too bad they didn't implement this in-game, it would have been entertaining.

The bit about a prophecy that ALL the Dragon Aspects knew about, and thus saved your life? Not God Mode Sue there, at all. Though... if there was a prophecy involving this twit saving the world, Deathy would have joined Malygos in a heartbeat and tried to blow up Azeroth too.

And... Deathwing himself planted part of his soul in Stu here, letting him cast fire magic like all other mages. What really gets to Deathy is how, well, ( ... )

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deadborder September 10 2011, 11:16:37 UTC

Pony image macros solve everything

deadborder September 10 2011, 11:17:21 UTC

This may be the stupiderst RSP I have ever seen. I cannot say anyhting beyond that, for my brane has just up and fled my skull to save itself.