See, my definition of "very pretty" eyes might be fresh ones delicately pickled in formaldehyde, with eyelashes still attached as a bonus. Somehow, though, I don't think that's what he's going for.
Deathy needs a "My God, it's full of fail!" icon for this.
Just... world boss? You wish. Pretty eyes? Mmm, tasty. Awfully lightweight for his height. The Godfather of Silvermoon? Deathy thinks Kael, and now Lor'themar would have something to say about that. Likely "your head on a pike".
That is... both a terrible quote - if you get up when you can't then *Logic Bomb!* - and not actually a description. It'd be better suited as his motto, except that's just as trite and (luckily) even shorter. Home in Orgrimmar? Okay, fine Deathy will buy that, kind of, it's not really a Blood Elf... place...
Why, if you are the "Godfather of Silvermoon", are you in Org?! Deathy would be staying close to his interests where it'd be easier to deal with... "problems"... as they arose. Certainly, there are mages with portals, but that'd be quite a bit of expenditure just for "hey boss thought you ought to know". Or is Deathy overanalyzing this
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Not to mention how hard it would be to be a living death knight, what with all the worms in the blood, ice cold aura to frostbite your fingers off, and diseases in you.
Magic can fix everything, from a hangnail to "Oh dear, I seem to have expired."
So it's totally plausible some random adventurer could be powerful enough to bring the undead back into the fold of the living. I hear Sylvanas made an appointment with Nordu for a facial and a life-lift.
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See, my definition of "very pretty" eyes might be fresh ones delicately pickled in formaldehyde, with eyelashes still attached as a bonus. Somehow, though, I don't think that's what he's going for.
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Just... world boss? You wish. Pretty eyes? Mmm, tasty. Awfully lightweight for his height. The Godfather of Silvermoon? Deathy thinks Kael, and now Lor'themar would have something to say about that. Likely "your head on a pike".
That is... both a terrible quote - if you get up when you can't then *Logic Bomb!* - and not actually a description. It'd be better suited as his motto, except that's just as trite and (luckily) even shorter. Home in Orgrimmar? Okay, fine Deathy will buy that, kind of, it's not really a Blood Elf... place...
Why, if you are the "Godfather of Silvermoon", are you in Org?! Deathy would be staying close to his interests where it'd be easier to deal with... "problems"... as they arose. Certainly, there are mages with portals, but that'd be quite a bit of expenditure just for "hey boss thought you ought to know". Or is Deathy overanalyzing this ( ... )
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So it's totally plausible some random adventurer could be powerful enough to bring the undead back into the fold of the living. I hear Sylvanas made an appointment with Nordu for a facial and a life-lift.
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and BEER PONG.
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