Deathy needs a "My God, it's full of fail!" icon for this.
Just... world boss? You wish. Pretty eyes? Mmm, tasty. Awfully lightweight for his height. The Godfather of Silvermoon? Deathy thinks Kael, and now Lor'themar would have something to say about that. Likely "your head on a pike".
That is... both a terrible quote - if you get up when you can't then *Logic Bomb!* - and not actually a description. It'd be better suited as his motto, except that's just as trite and (luckily) even shorter. Home in Orgrimmar? Okay, fine Deathy will buy that, kind of, it's not really a Blood Elf... place...
Why, if you are the "Godfather of Silvermoon", are you in Org?! Deathy would be staying close to his interests where it'd be easier to deal with... "problems"... as they arose. Certainly, there are mages with portals, but that'd be quite a bit of expenditure just for "hey boss thought you ought to know". Or is Deathy overanalyzing this?
As for the last part... A) who is Nordu, and B) he had better not be Nozdormu, or the Bronzes will be hauling you in to ask just where and when you met their missing leader.
Not to mention how hard it would be to be a living death knight, what with all the worms in the blood, ice cold aura to frostbite your fingers off, and diseases in you.
Magic can fix everything, from a hangnail to "Oh dear, I seem to have expired."
So it's totally plausible some random adventurer could be powerful enough to bring the undead back into the fold of the living. I hear Sylvanas made an appointment with Nordu for a facial and a life-lift.
... Heh. So, he's alive, but now cannot sleep because of horrible nightmares the green Dragon Aspect is inflicting upon him? Deathy can live with this.
Also how would an Ancient bring someone back? Last Deathy checked they were either war machines or the nelf equivalent to self-defending libraries.
Just... world boss? You wish. Pretty eyes? Mmm, tasty. Awfully lightweight for his height. The Godfather of Silvermoon? Deathy thinks Kael, and now Lor'themar would have something to say about that. Likely "your head on a pike".
That is... both a terrible quote - if you get up when you can't then *Logic Bomb!* - and not actually a description. It'd be better suited as his motto, except that's just as trite and (luckily) even shorter. Home in Orgrimmar? Okay, fine Deathy will buy that, kind of, it's not really a Blood Elf... place...
Why, if you are the "Godfather of Silvermoon", are you in Org?! Deathy would be staying close to his interests where it'd be easier to deal with... "problems"... as they arose. Certainly, there are mages with portals, but that'd be quite a bit of expenditure just for "hey boss thought you ought to know". Or is Deathy overanalyzing this?
As for the last part... A) who is Nordu, and B) he had better not be Nozdormu, or the Bronzes will be hauling you in to ask just where and when you met their missing leader.
Overall, Deathy gives it a solid ಠ_ಠ out of WTF.
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So it's totally plausible some random adventurer could be powerful enough to bring the undead back into the fold of the living. I hear Sylvanas made an appointment with Nordu for a facial and a life-lift.
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So he's not in trouble with the bronzes.
He's in trouble with Ysera.
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Also how would an Ancient bring someone back? Last Deathy checked they were either war machines or the nelf equivalent to self-defending libraries.
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"Penny, penny, nickel, Dragon Aspect... oooh, a quarter!"
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brb dying of laughter
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