The best Sue I've ever found...

[shad0wembrace]

I was just sitting at one of WrA's most popular RP events, a Club in Dalaran on my Shaman when I noticed this delectable jewel. I noticed her first, mainly because of the dress, I liked how it looked on draenei. I watched a NE go up to her, they talked a bit. Her typing was very awkward, as if she was attempting to do an accent of some type, but

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[_dante_sparda_]

Oh god, I remember you telling me about this one! It's even worse during the light of day!

[arachnogeek]

I actually think she's been posted before. Possibly twice. Good to know she's reproducing now... *cringe*

...I'd also like to know how pregnant=no dancing. I mean, if you're far enough along that you can't at least work up a little shimmy, what the hell are you doing at a club in the first place? Maybe I'm missing some context?

[starcharmer]

Please showen some respected in the fact that if you try to Stabe her heart [even with a dagger made of Stroung matel], she very very very very well might not die.
Maybe you would have more success if you cut off her tencales or tenchales, though [I assume that is Draenei for arms and legs].

Seriously, she adds past tense to almost everything...

2:instented regenerasion
Oh man.

[skunktaur]

Don't forget she has Bosuns at her chest who very likely might try to fight you off.

[blazecheetah]

oh my god what

[galbadia]

Yep, posted a few times before; I've posted her twice myself. :B

But yes, she is... terrible.

An overwhelming part of me hopes it's satire, but there is another part that is pretty damn sure this is legitimately someone trying to RP.

I try not to listen to that part, because it scares me too much.