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Jul 09, 2011 03:53

Surely, this one's been posted before. It's too beautiful a spectacle not to have been. Either way, it's too fun to not rehash!

( What's 9 foot 2, 1700 pounds, and doesn't make a sound? It's a huma ... no, wait, it's a ???! QUICK, WHERE'S MY POKEBALL? )

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maladjustedcook July 9 2011, 11:53:35 UTC

Well... it's time to get run over by a car & raped by monkeys, I guess.
Make a line behind me, folks. No cutting.

tehjai July 10 2011, 19:16:10 UTC

/stands calmly in the queue

zefo1 July 9 2011, 12:43:17 UTC

Comparing her skin to marble? Sparkling? Dear god, It's edward.

tiradell July 9 2011, 13:11:01 UTC

No, it's Edward's younger, smarter, prettier, stronger sister!

ARE YOU WORSHIPING HER YET?!

If I were a drinking man, and I took a shot at each Mary Sue cliche in this one, kidney failure would have claimed me long ago. Thank heavens I don't drink, but this certainly made me think about it.

arachnogeek July 9 2011, 13:40:46 UTC

NO.

This seems like one of those people who found the Mary Sue Litmus Test and used it as a checklist.

thinginthetub July 9 2011, 14:39:26 UTC

Oh, nutsack. She's not an actual Val'kyr anymore!

You used to be able to feel the beating of her invisible wings when you walked by.

thinginthetub July 9 2011, 14:40:43 UTC

OH WAIT NEVERMIND, IT'S STILL IN THERE. It's just a lot more subtle and described as a "light ruffling sound" now.

deathy_the_sock July 9 2011, 22:19:42 UTC

In addition to the ranting of Metal, which is spot on, how does one "freeze energy" like she claims her armor is covered in?

On the other hand, driving the people she walks past insane sounds about right. She won't even need the armor for that once they read the flag.