And then WrA became a beauty pageant.

[thinginthetub]

I've noticed a sudden drop in the standoffish, tormented, darkly-dressed, poetic loner with a dark past and a sudden resurgence of the classic "golden curls and footsteps of a goddess" type of Sue. I'm not sure if this has to do with trends outside of WoW or what, but the Goth is out again.

The Goth is out, and we are left with this.

Comments

[lightandwinged]

Ahhh skankmail. You are fun and entertaining, especially when your wearer gets offended at being called a skank. Also, why must we all have huge tits when we're in a war-filled culture? That just seems like it'd be inconvenient. HUGELY inconvenient.

I wish that Kitorae's themesong was "Friday." Because that would fit so well.

RP servers should all come with a link to a BMI calculator. Our draenei friend here has a BMI of 14.4 which is 4 points below the place where we start being "dangerously underweight." HOW IS SHE WALKING AROUND.

Also, I think someone should run around SW punching anyone with "perfect" in their MRP in the face. That way, they will cease to be perfect and we'll all be entertained.

[gizzybiscuits]

Well, its not like its nice to call someone a skank anyways.

[lightandwinged]

It isn't :( But if it walks like a duck, quacks like a duck, and wears armor like a duck, then...

[gizzybiscuits]

Tbh that could be said for other ist terms too. If someone called me x word of choice for acting like a weirdo or whatever, even if I choose to do that and knew people being themselves could happen in response I'd still feel miffed.

[isyris]

If her breasts are spilling out, I don't think it -is- apparent that she can afford a lot of clothing. I think that's what struck me most about the first one.

Oh, and those pants. The Ornate pants are gorgeous, why not just match the set instead of using those...things? *sighs and scrounges around for a screenshot of her own pally wearing Ornate gear and actually decently covered*

[isyris]

No screenshot, so here's a link to the gear on Wowhead. View in 3D and all that.

The trick with wearing the Ornate stuff is that the top practically begs for something underneath to cover up. The female paladin trainer who wears it gets a couple extra layers of armor--while I'm pretty sure the stuff is player-available, the ability to wear it under other armor definitely isn't. So a shirt is called for, and the problem is, the pants are low cut. So are the Cloudkeeper Legplates shown here. There's a pretty wide gap between the bottom of the shirt and the top of the pants, and since the Ornate Girdle is a shiny gold string, it's not much help

[rengeek]

I, for one, find it massively hilarious that Ms. Purity keeps using the word bare instead of bear, which completely changes what the sentence says into a complete contradiction of her... idiom.

[thinginthetub]

... Hahaha I didn't even notice that.

[deadborder]

I decided to hop onto a Horde toon and check out Silvermoon. I was later told by a number of Horde players that this was "chugging ammonia" levels of stupid, but the damage was done.

You should have listened to them.

[gizzybiscuits]

http://www.wowhead.com/item=12420#modelviewer:5+1

Theere, now skimpmail will never traumatize you again in comparision.

Also lol using a sparklepony ic by telaportling. They have like...The vaguest amount of lore, but I'm not sure if they could work.

[gizzybiscuits]

The buttcrack makes me larf. Its even worse on a female Forsaken with green skin, looks like half their butt is showing. 3: