And the award for unoriginality goes to...

[thinginthetub]

Gosh, this character just seems so familiar. I can't put my finger on it. Like it's right there in front of me!

Comments

[gizzybiscuits]

HE DOES NOT KILL WITH FLAMBOYANCE

[foxfire74]

He who kills with flamboyance has forgotten the face of his father?

[lanuria]

I just made an alt on WrA and I can't seen to find these bad RSPs!

Hnngg

[zefo1]

Stormwind cathedral and anywhere in silvermoon is usualy a good place to find them. they really seem attracted to the bazaar in particular. probably because it's right outside the wayfarers.

[rubberspaceduck]

Old Town is often full of bad. Especially in the Pig.

[thinginthetub]

All of my best tend to come from either the Pig and Whistle, or Cathedral Square. Mostly the P&W, though.

[sand_oracle]

He seems to have lost his compass, which never points north. *eyeroll.*

[foxfire74]

My husband wrote that second bit a while back as an RPed shoutout to the awesomeness of warriors. He is now thoroughly boggled.

[moose4]

My wife speaks the truth. I wrote the original version of that over 10 years ago when I was playing Everquest. I found it lying around, tweaked it a bit for WoW, and posted it on the warrior class forums back in, gosh, 2005 I guess. I've seen it pop up a couple times since, usually unattributed (of course, this IS the Internet after all) and sometimes with extra bits of prose attached that I didn't write.

Full version of the original: http://panzercow.wordpress.com/2008/12/11/the-warrior/

[necti_citlali]

That's just beautiful, man.

I must show it to my warrior friend :D

[thinginthetub]

... Hahaha for real? That... somehow just makes this even extra funny to me. Not only is he walking around blabbing to nobody, but he's blabbing something he didn't even write. Genius.

[bricriu]

Wait, he...was just standing by himself saying all of that?

I mean, my characters occasionally talk to themselves, but it's more along the lines of, "What to do next" or "Where'd I leave Widget X?"