Sooooo... rainbow eyes, can speak all the "cool" languages of both Horde and Alliance, somehow manages to have her "true" form be a succubus, has a necklace which screams "Burning Legion", and a Horde tattoo on her butt.
... And she reeks of demonic taint. I'm pretty sure paladins and priests can detect that.
I'm sorry, it's all too much. Deathy has no words for this.
Deathy could do delicious breath of fire, doom, agony, and meltyness, except his jaw is locked in the "dropped open" position from the sheer ludicriousness.
Deathy is also tempted to drop a Homestuck reference and refer to her as "Farmstink Buttlass" now. But that would be crude, now wouldn't it?
Oh, Nazora, how I love you. She's been around a looong time. If I can recall correctly, she's actually the main of a character I posted here 'round a year ago... I think it may have been my first -- aha, here it is. http://community.livejournal.com/warcraftsues/275148.html
That's her too.
I remember this because this was before I had any sense and told her what I thought of it (lol) and her boyfriend flipped about thirty shits on me and then I got to endure harassment from alts.
But yes, she's a fun one. I can recall one time seeing her in the Slaughtered Lamb with one of her little boytoys talking very loudly in demonic, but sometimes switching to Common enough to ~reveal~ a few things about their supersekrit demonic plans. Someone I know came in on his warlock and sat at the table beside them and started emoting in great detail the process of his character snorting rows of cocaine, and the trip that followed. Their RP came to a slow pause as they just stared.
The coke-addict 'lock at least would be more hilariously in-character than openly admitting to working for the Burning Legion. Yes, their three main leaders are gone. However, the mass of the group is still out there, and as it's an organization, there are likely several leaders stepping up now. They'll be back.
And they'd probably squash her like a bug, laughing all the while. Much as Deathy is at imagining that scene with a tripping demon-summoner.
Someone I know came in on his warlock and sat at the table beside them and started emoting in great detail the process of his character snorting rows of cocaine, and the trip that followed.
I clicked the link to the picture and my fiance happened to see it over my shoulder. He said, "I'm sorry, but what demon would tolerate a Horde tramp stamp?"
So there's that.
Here's my thing: if you don't want to play this character as a paladin, why would you roll her as one? Make the paladin your raiding toon if you like the mechanics and roll your super speshal demon in disguise as...I don't know. A mage or something.
I mean, that's the thing that gets me the most about this. Even more than the rainbow eyes and the sekrit succubus and yadda yadda yadda. Of all the classes you could've diguised your succubus in, you had to choose the one that's most filled with people who could take one look at you and say "demon." The one class that has powers that automatically burn you.
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... And she reeks of demonic taint. I'm pretty sure paladins and priests can detect that.
I'm sorry, it's all too much. Deathy has no words for this.
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I'm also tempted to engage her ICly on my paladin with something like "Hey. You stink."
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Deathy is also tempted to drop a Homestuck reference and refer to her as "Farmstink Buttlass" now. But that would be crude, now wouldn't it?
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That's her too.
I remember this because this was before I had any sense and told her what I thought of it (lol) and her boyfriend flipped about thirty shits on me and then I got to endure harassment from alts.
But yes, she's a fun one. I can recall one time seeing her in the Slaughtered Lamb with one of her little boytoys talking very loudly in demonic, but sometimes switching to Common enough to ~reveal~ a few things about their supersekrit demonic plans. Someone I know came in on his warlock and sat at the table beside them and started emoting in great detail the process of his character snorting rows of cocaine, and the trip that followed. Their RP came to a slow pause as they just stared.
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And they'd probably squash her like a bug, laughing all the while. Much as Deathy is at imagining that scene with a tripping demon-summoner.
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Dying, thank you for sharing this. lmao
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So there's that.
Here's my thing: if you don't want to play this character as a paladin, why would you roll her as one? Make the paladin your raiding toon if you like the mechanics and roll your super speshal demon in disguise as...I don't know. A mage or something.
I mean, that's the thing that gets me the most about this. Even more than the rainbow eyes and the sekrit succubus and yadda yadda yadda. Of all the classes you could've diguised your succubus in, you had to choose the one that's most filled with people who could take one look at you and say "demon." The one class that has powers that automatically burn you.
Just...why.
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