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isteillia February 9 2011, 08:21:17 UTC
.....

Is she talking about herself in that first paragraph?

I can't get past that first paragraph. Is she saying she's a fox or summat?

I just...

*brain asplode*

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blazecheetah February 9 2011, 08:30:24 UTC
Nah, she apparently has a pet mongoose (?!?) which is being described there, just worded horribly.

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kalifla February 9 2011, 13:43:07 UTC
can I have a pet mongoose? even a noncombat?

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blazecheetah February 9 2011, 08:28:49 UTC
4'9" 100lbs

Why so tiny, why?

Anything less than 4'10" is actually considered dwarfism irl if i'm remembering correctly. Not that it's a terrible thing to be a little person, but generally being that small means there's some kind of underlying medical condition, which possibly could prevent you from being in the right kind of shape to even be a rogue.

Also LOL KEWL SCAR, luminous MOOD RING orbs (mood ring eyes should totally be a tag btw, this seems pretty common), ~Mysterious tattoo~, just...ugh. lol.

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fates_skein February 9 2011, 19:44:45 UTC
Technically, yes, anything under 4'10" is considered a dwarf, though I personally know two young women of approx. that height (one is probably about 4'9") who are very proportionate and quite lovely, as well as being in very nice shape- though they both have a TERRIBLE time finding clothing!

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blazecheetah February 9 2011, 19:48:46 UTC
I'm 5'10" 112lbs and I have a terrible time finding clothes that fit, I couldn't imagine how hard it would be being that small :(

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skunktaur February 9 2011, 08:50:04 UTC
So... I can't reckognise her on site. How about somewhere else?

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rantyrantsock February 9 2011, 08:51:36 UTC
... I could swear I have seen this one before, but I cannot for the life of me recall where.

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baenhoof February 9 2011, 09:06:40 UTC
I just found it. Hurderp.
Its on Roleplayer's Lament.

Should I take it down?

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soleanstarfrost February 9 2011, 09:28:53 UTC
Naa.. It hasnt been here, so.. just leave it.

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managoddess February 9 2011, 12:07:17 UTC
It seems different somehow, too. Worse, even.

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halogin February 9 2011, 12:49:22 UTC
I hope that person reads this site, because all I can say is this is bad and that player should feel bad.

Really, I think RSPs like this bother me more than most, because nine times out of ten the sort who would write dreck like this-- grammatically wonky but trying to be 'dramatic' or 'artistic', flowery descriptions, all-around Trying Too Hard-- is also the sort who thinks their RSP is The Awesome, and that they are oh-so-skilled at writing. I don't know if this player is, but I'd think it's a reasonable assumption to say "yes."

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