Worgen Hard or Hardly Worgen

[varendil]

Wikia entries aren't really the strong suit of Lan and I, so I wanted to come here, where it fit better, to share this masterpiece with all of you.

http://moonguard.wikia.com/wiki/Kiernan_Alighiero
Words cannot describe. Note that apparently a 'true form' is something an item gives you, not what you're born as, and that crypts tend to have random

Comments

[tanzentravis]

This reads like a really bad RPG main character. Keep in mind, I haven't got past the quote at the top..

[tanzentravis]

Also, I dunno but someone who's "chaotic evil" doesn't strike me as the type to obsess over his dead love.

[deadborder]

I bet the player has no idea how the D&D alignment system works (like, well, most people who write character profiles using D&D alignmkents really) and picked "Chaotic Evil" because it "looked the kewlest"

For my money, what he's trying to pull off is a Neutral Evil of the sort of siuper-selfish dickwaddery variety.

[rengeek]

Alighiero looked around as the group grew larger, then noticed a large piece of wood with a spiked knot on the end. He ran over and picked it up, "A 2x4, handy... let's do some f*cking carpentry."

At this point, Alighiero started to be played by Bruce Campbell in my head.

[lurkythespork]

And this story suddenly became an awesome horror-comedy.

Campbell can save anything.

[rengeek]

It wasn't a comedy already? I thought it was with the bumbling undead guy who chops off the girl's head as a sacrifice, then realizes he did it wrong.

[deadborder]

It's a comedy, but only a comedy of lemeness. I keep thinking "This can't get any dumber or more cliched+, and yet it did.

[lurkythespork]

Ohhhh how lovely.

Scourge- When in his true form, Kiernan is transformed into a hulking version of himself. In this form, Alighiero gains a massive amount of unholy strength; in this form, he has the power to literally rip enemies apart, smash them into puddles of blood, and throw them long distances. When in his Scourge form, Kiernan is truly a force to be reckoned with.

How much you want to bet he does this on the Cathedral steps?

[arachnogeek]

His Biography sheet reads a bit like he went to the local music store, grabbed the three most generic black/death metal albums he found, listened to them back to back while skimming over the lyric booklets, and then used that as a checklist

[deadborder]

And I bet if you tried engaging in conversation, he'd tell you that ~+==no-one can UnDeRsTaND the BlaCkNeSs in my SouL==+~ or something to that effect.

[rengeek]

He isn't skimming the lyrics, I think he's playing EA's Dante's Inferno video game while listening. That last name is a dead giveaway.

[metalsyko]

For some reason, due to the absolutely henky Dante's Inferno "anime", I'm imagining his "different forms" to be in horribly and vastly different animation styles.

Getting a bunch of animation houses and production companies together to work vignettes like The Animatrix was a great idea ... getting those same companies to do one contiguous movie? Not so much.

[deadborder]

I be he's the type who, when criticised, will emote about stabbing people in the face and yell "Go die in a fire!". And that his speech is punctuated by lots of period and emoticons.

You can tell.