Unable to comprehend

[zefo1]

for all that is holy, please tell me this is a satire. PLEASE. I don't think my brain can handle this if it isn't.

http://www.wowwiki.com/User:Premier_Solivoda

his OOC information should tell you everything you need to know. I for one couldn't get through that wall of text..

"Vaalin is a player character who roleplays in a very strange way, bordering

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[arachnogeek]

*reads over summary* Naaah.

*clicks over to wiki page* ...Nnnaaah.

*checks it over again* ...Nnnno. There's just no damn way. There's no way that's not a troll. None at all. It just touches on (well, not so much touches on as creates a need for a sexual harassment charge) every aspect of sue-dom, especially in the multiple fandom crossovers and being BFFs with every major character from each.

It's gotta be a troll. I'll cry if it's not.

[arachnogeek]

Looking at it some more only strengthens my belief that it's a troll. Have you seen the alignment list on this guy?

Lawful Good (Usually), Chaotic Good (When passionate), Chaotic Neutral (When solitary), Lawful Evil (when angered), Chaotic Evil (Only when he is really REALLY pissed)

Most really bad sues have two or three, and then there's the boggling real-world/other fandom religious things... I'm saying it's satire.

[qing_guang]

This has got to be a joke. I couldn't bring myself to read the whole damn thing, but I did happen to see the Harry Potter bit...

"Much information on this universe, but made into a short summary to save time. If you wish to learn more, contact Premier Solivoda for more information. Lucifer II arrived as a wizard, and was enrolled in the house Gryffindor. He formed a relationship with Hermione Granger and assisted Harry in his battle against the Dark Lord Voldemort. He was a champion of the Triwizard Tournament and Captain of the Quidditch team for Gryffindor, and soon later, the entire school. He was eventually able to kill Voldemort, and purify the world of evil, converting it."

This has GOT to be a joke.

[zefo1]

ALL of his stories end with him getting the girl and converting the world.

[sindragosa]

What the FUCK is the point in having the Gryffindor Quidditch captain going on to captain for the entire fucking school?!

In the realm of Sue-sense, I'd have thought this would have been a no brainer.

[metalsyko]

[rubberspaceduck]

I believe this is the same guy that's been posted here before. I've watched some of his RPing before. And...I think he may be completely serious. If not then he sure had myself and everyone I was relaying this stuff to/were watching with me fooled.

[megumi_kitten]

Sylavanas doesn't eserve that shit..and I HIGHLY doubt she'd fuckng give her ENTIRE KINGDOM to some douche in a 'divorce'...*headesks*

[sindragosa]

In this universe, Lucifer took control of a faction known as the Borg Collective and took their Queen as his mate. During this time, he turned the Collective from a Hive Mind of vicious drones into an army of Christian Crusaders to spread God’s Word throughout the galaxy.

I'm not a religious person, but I PRAY that this is a joke.

On the other hand, I've seen several religious types try to shoehorn their faith of choice into fandom, so I can't even be sure.

*hugs Seven* At least she was free of the Borg when this happened.