It's (Not quite) 3 A.M.

[lorenazi25]

Heya guys. Been awhile since I've posted. But I have some...
Aw, hell. Some of you will laugh, and the rest will cry and possibly contemplate suicide.
Enjoy the fruits of late-night Moon Guard...

Comments

[mygoodrabbit]

I'm still trying to figure out the first guy's use of "I'ma", as though he's a bad Mario cosplayer.

[jaigalaar]

Oblivion reference check: Mehrunes Dagon, perhaps. Only thing that comes to mind.

Beyond that...I'm so glad this isn't my server. /eyes bleeding

[deadborder]

Everyone is glad MG isn't their server

[starbiter]

This should be the new tag!

[aedaron]

If my characters were on Moonguard, I'd be tempted to have my priestess proposition him...then ask if her brother could join in, just to see what he'd say.

[farseer_lolotea]

Draenei gigolo.

Draenei giglolo.

Draenei giglolo.

Draenei.  Gigolo.

...

And how does he even get away with that?  He's a smoothfase!

[halogin]

My human pally likes draenei fellows, but part of that is their nondescript facial appendages! Without them they're just...big blue men with hooves.

[farseer_lolotea]

...yeah, smoothfase.  Kind of defeats the purpose, IMO.

I'll play male draenei (despite being female IRL)...but I refuse to play smoothfases.  Case in point.

[tehjai]

I LOL'D IRL for about five minutes at this post.

Comment. Whatever.

[2x2l_calling_cq]

LAWL preistitute. Look at his nicknames. LOOK. "THE MARBLE MONOLITH." (sneeeeeerklolololololololol....)

As for the first one...Helm of the Douchebag. Bleached saronite. Immune to good roleplay.