lame english

[war_bandit]

Useless Fact #69: "Almost" is the longest word in the English language with all the letters in alphabetical order.

DISCLAIMER: The following is intended for humourous purposes only, and is not meant to offend anybody (or be taken seriously, for that matter). Waste of your time is at your own discretion and not my fault (not that anybody reads this

Comments

[hyparly4suger]

... Oh my.

1) That was the most amusing thing I read all day. It put my three step hangover procedure to shame by far.

2) I actually hadn't heard the second part of that rhyme

3) Brackets? Are not they called parenthesis or something?

4) Just for that, I am dressing up as a maple leaf tomorrow. Just you wait.

5) Whether moose or mooses, they are hot. End of story.

6) What the... fork...?

7) And it all comes back to the Arrêt signs of DOOM!

*Applause* A big gold star, you win!

[war_bandit]

Wow, as if you read all of that.
1) Nope, three step hangover is still superior. See Experimental.
2) It's all lies anyway, just like Chemistry.
3) Whatever, maybe they are called parenthesis. Maybe you just like to use the bigger words, like "honorificabilitudinity", but I'll use "bracket", thank you.
4) OMG. As if you actually did, just to prove a point. Curse that maple leaf jersey and mini moose hockey stick.
5) It has been brought to my attention that the plural of moose is still moose. I lose.
6) What the... spoon...?
7) It's all about the Arret. No fair, you and your fancy accents.

Yay for gold star! :D Maybe I'll create a electrochemical process to dissolve it...OKAY no more chem

and i am currently being ridiculed for my theories of "scooping a bucket of light", so i shall be off

1000 cool points for you!

[truly_essential]

Wow, I just needed to tell you that has made my day. It doesn't matter that it's only 9:00 AM. It will easily be the best thing that I have read/heard for the whole day. Lmao.

I was actually sitting here in the computer lab (Ignoring the fact that I am supposed to be writting some lame biography on F. Scott Fitzgerald) and laughing out loud. The people around me actually started to stare. XD

I agree with Hyparly when she said she hadn't heard the second part of that rhyme. Interesting though, because it does make sense.

Speaking of STOP signs...-Glares at the Octagon-

Huzzah to you and your pro ranting skills. ^_________^ Cheers!

~Krystyn.

Re: 1000 cool points for you!

[war_bandit]

Lol what are you doing reading this first thing in the morning? :P Glad it made your day then, even if it just started.
BOO for lame biographies.
It makes sense? Are you nuts? did you not catch the whole point of my rant? NONE OF IT MAKES SENSE LOL XD
noooo more stop signs x__x

lol thank you, thank you, I'm glad you enjoyed the rant
(and thank you Craig for proofreading over my shoulder >_<)