Comments | wanttobeatree: apple juice and iron man but not at the same time

wanttobeatree

apple juice and iron man but not at the same time

May 01, 2010 20:00

I CANNOT OPEN BOTTLES. Like, at all. It's kind of embarrassing. It's not like I'm especially weak - I'm of average strength, I can deliver a good whack around the head - but I just have NO BOTTLE GRIP. NONE AT ALL ( Read more... )

fan: iron man i guess, /o\, *facepalm*, idek, what is this i can't even, fan: rdj

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elizardbits May 1 2010, 19:26:01 UTC

DUDE did you see the Iron Man 2 article in Entertainment Weekly? THE LAST LINE FILLS ME WITH ECSTATIC GLEE.

wanttobeatree May 1 2010, 19:31:31 UTC

I misread 'Obviously, a key creative decision with any superhero sequel is to come up with a bad guy' as 'Obviously, a key creative decision with any superhero sequel is to come up with a big gay' and I thought to myself 'yes, yes that is so true.'

elizardbits May 1 2010, 19:59:20 UTC

Well then I very much look forward to Iron Man 3: Where The Boys Are.

wanttobeatree May 1 2010, 20:02:23 UTC

I don't understand this reference you have made :(

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wolfy_writing May 1 2010, 20:13:43 UTC

I just saw it last night! I thought it was fun and awesome. I really liked the electrowhip thing. And Tony Stark does seem like the sort of guy who'd go "By the way, if you want to make that weapon you tried to kill me with more effective, here's how" without thinking how bad of an idea that is ( ... )

theoret May 1 2010, 20:41:33 UTC

ETA: YEEEEAAAAH I GOT THE BOTTLE OPEN. I AM THE MASTER OF ALL I SURVEY! ETA2: I - I missed my mouth. :|
Tree, you know we've had conversations about how incompetence is endearing? Yeah. *coos at you delightedly*

"Where's my shield, Tony?" "Oh I accidentally blew up all my frying pans so I used it to make an omelette." "..." "You want an omelette? 8D" "... okay."
TRUTHY CANON.

instead they just swanned around in their heels being impossibly competent together.
Aaaaaaand... now I ship them.

OH TONY STARK YOU TRAGIC SORT. I BET YOU WILL FIND SOMETHING NEW TO ANGST OVER NOW YOU'RE NO LONGER TERMINALLY ILL.
Alcoholism?

Tony is temporarily deaged! The Avengers spend the entire freaking time trying to keep him from piloting the Iron Man suit on stilts!
LOLOLOLOLOLOL Yes please!

I HAVE TURNED INTO ONE OF THOSE DICKBAGS WHO SITS AROUND GOING 'BUT IT WASN'T LIKE THAT IN THE COMIC BOOKS' /o\Ahaha, me too? On the one hand, I do like both Tony and Pepper a whole lot, and I like how they interact with one another, so theoretically this is a ( ... )

elizardbits May 2 2010, 02:08:42 UTC

ALSO PLZ TO ENJOY SOME RDJ ON LETTERMAN LAST NITE: