I CANNOT OPEN BOTTLES. Like, at all. It's kind of embarrassing. It's not like I'm especially weak - I'm of average strength, I can deliver a good whack around the head - but I just have NO BOTTLE GRIP. NONE AT ALL
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I misread 'Obviously, a key creative decision with any superhero sequel is to come up with a bad guy' as 'Obviously, a key creative decision with any superhero sequel is to come up with a big gay' and I thought to myself 'yes, yes that is so true.'
I think you mean a TOTALLY BASED IN REAL TRUFAX REALITY FIC.
Ugh, I fear I will have to wear some sort of straitjacket or similar restraining device when I go see this stupid movie. Otherwise I will most certainly launch myself at the screen in a crazed attempt to mate with RDJ and Scarlett Johanssen simultaneously.
YES OKAY. His whole backstory/past is actually just a really elaborate PR hoax. Actually he was standing on a street corner with a sign saying 'will make faces for cash or chicken' and then Favreau walked past and Tony made a face at him and Favreau went "HOLY SHIT THAT FACE IS THE FACE OF TONY STARK!"
RDJ is still waiting for the piece of chicken Favreau promised him.
Ohhh man there is this bit with ScarJo that is essentially like she's stepped off the screen to personally mate with your eyeballs. ENJOY.
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I think that would fit well with Iron Man too, though.
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jsyk.
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Ugh, I fear I will have to wear some sort of straitjacket or similar restraining device when I go see this stupid movie. Otherwise I will most certainly launch myself at the screen in a crazed attempt to mate with RDJ and Scarlett Johanssen simultaneously.
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RDJ is still waiting for the piece of chicken Favreau promised him.
Ohhh man there is this bit with ScarJo that is essentially like she's stepped off the screen to personally mate with your eyeballs. ENJOY.
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jesus christ that should not be SO GODDAMN HOT. *sobs*
It is not really my eyeballs that are the most interested tbh. I AM JUST SAYING.
I had to go reupload some Iron Man icons, dammit. I NEED NEW ONES. OMG.
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this absolutely should be so goddamn hot because it is RDJ lying naked on DELICIOUS FOODS.
Well come on now Liz, be reasonable. How would she have time to climb out of the screen and mate with everyone's vayjays?
YES YOU DO. *STARES*
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I have a disturbing urge for gravy right now.
NOT EVERYONE ELSE'S. JUST MINE.
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I AM INEXPLICABLY DELIGHTED.
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