the epic romance of a guy with wings on his head and a guy with a porntache

[wanttobeatree]

I get so offended when people diss English cuisine. PERHAPS IRRATIONALLY SO, I DON'T KNOW. All I know is sometimes I am unexpectedly patriotic and the Great English Cuisine Argument is one of those times. GRR. ASSUMES FIGHTING STANCE, ETC.

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Anyway, I am in the middle of compiling a "not too much confusing canon" Steve/Tony rec list for elanorelle (yes!

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[wanttobeatree]

I DON'T EVEN KNOW! Or rather I do know what is up with the bagels and what is up with them is that STEVE AND TONY ARE GAY GAY GAY. They eat gay bagels. Bagels flavoured with spunk and sesame seeds.

[wanttobeatree]

IKR, IKR. I think that was the moment when I officially started shipping them. It was also, yknow, the first time I ever saw them interact. THAT IS HOW GAY THEY BE.

Awwww, that is most unfortunate, it really is! D: I know people who don't like the words&pictures combo and therefore don't want to read comic books at all, BUT DISLIKING THE COMBO AND NEVERTHELESS WANTING TO READ COMIC BOOKS?! That is a cruel fate indeed.

I could always like... describe each issue to you in this capslocky manner. That could be entertaining.

[elizardbits]

British food is pretty awesome if you are into the whole meat & 2 veg situation, which I personally find awesome, but is terrifying and vile if you fear unexpected organ meats, as I absolutely do. Also, fish! Pleh!

And haggis is an abomination unto the universe.

(Incidentally, due to my extreme love of all things beef-related, and my 7 years spent in Europe and in and out of the UK, I have been Banned For Life from ever donating blood in the USA. Apparently they still like my bone marrow, though.)

HAHA THIS IS MAYBE THE GREATEST EXPLANATION OF STEVE/TONY CANON IN THE HISTORY OF THE INTERNETS. I SALUTE YOU, MADAM.

sticks little wings to his forehead

SO BASICALLY JENSEN IS ALREADY PLAYING THIS ROLE. I SEE.

[wanttobeatree]

MEAT AND TWO VEG IS SUCH AN OVER-SIMPLIFICATION OF EVERYTHING MY DELICIOUS COUNTRY STANDS FOR. Also not very many people really eat unexpected organ meat in ~my experience~. Although my parents are fans of steak and kidney pudding but that is because steak and kidney pudding is delicious. I just eat around the kidney.

Haggis is horrifying yes, but notice I was talking about English cuisine and not British :P (oh USA why do you hate my beefy blood? D:)

WHY THANK YOU, THANK YOU. /TAKES BOW.

Man I would love to see Jensen with little wings on his head. GODDAMMIT WE HAVE MISSED SUCH A GREAT OPPORTUNITY.

[elizardbits]

OKAY THEN. English cuisine-wise there is not much else that can go wrong aside from the terrifying use of the creatures of the sea. WHEN CTHULHU RISES I SHALL BE SPARED AS I HAVE DEVOURED NONE OF HIS BRETHREN.

But srsly, to me it means Sunday roast and fried breakfasts and cream teas and bangers & mash and pastys and Branston pickle and chutney and a veritable orgy of cheeses and beery mustard and thick-cut marmalades and shepherd's pie and ploughman's lunch and singularity-causing christmas puddings. And the best indian food ever. And crisp sandwiches with mayonnaise.

Dammit I am hungry now.

[wanttobeatree]

TONY'S PENIS IS LIKE A COMPASS. Fact. It does not locate North, it locates Steve Rogers. (It also locates Captain America memorabilia, which was super-helpful back in the days when Tony didn't have the actual live Captain America and he had to jerk off into his old WW2 helmets instead.) WHEN STEVE ROGERS CANNOT BE LOCATED, IT JUST SPINS TONY AROUND IN CONFUSED LITTLE CIRCLES. IT IS A SAD, SAD SIGHT.

So the epic rec list is still a work in progress and it won't be completed for a little while as I'm going to visit Theo tomorrow, BUUUT if you go here and scroll down to "Classic-verse" (it is all the way at the bottom), it's a modern retelling of early Avengers (ie 60s)! It never actually makes it into slashy territory but it's cute and a good way to get a feel for the characters.

ALSO HERE IS A FIC ABOUT TONY TURNING INTO A KITTEN. I am using the surprised kitten icon so you will forever think of Tony when you see it and maybe imagine that Steve is the one doing the hand actions. 8D