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wanttobeatree

somewhere in here is a spotted dick joke

Nov 19, 2009 09:40

Angels in the SPN 'verse, I have decided, smell like cream. (NO NOT THAT KIND OF CREAM.) Delicious, fresh clotted cream. It makes Zachariah quite hard to take seriously, at times. And of course when Castiel forgets to wash his trenchcoat*, it goes sour. Also, he is followed around by at least four cats AT ANY ONE TIME. They lick his ankles if he ( Read more... )

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zeitheist November 19 2009, 10:47:23 UTC

Once, Castiel tried to help Dean and Sam kill a baby Jersey Devil, which ended with him sprawled on his back in the leaf litter whilst the Jersey Devil - which had five minutes previous been shrieking and kicking out with its incredibly gangly legs - licked his face.

Dean thought it was kind of funny until it started sucking on Castiel's nose. Then it got really hilarious.

wanttobeatree November 19 2009, 10:56:14 UTC

I think Castiel keeps the baby Jersey Devil as a pet. It is his best friend. He calls it 'baby Jersey Devil.' (Naming things is not Castiel's strong suit.)

zeitheist November 19 2009, 11:22:06 UTC

Occasionally he wakes up and it's trying to suckle from his face. Dean thinks this is categorically the most disturbing thing he's ever seen.

Why do our conversations always turn out like this?

wanttobeatree November 19 2009, 11:28:57 UTC

He starts carrying around in his pockets those little pots of milk/cream for coffee. Whenever Baby Jersey Devil gets suckle-y, Castiel whips one out and carefully peels off the lid and lets Baby Jersey Devil feed. HE PROBABLY HOLDS BABY JERSEY DEVIL LIKE AN ACTUAL BABY WHILST HE'S DOING IT. It's a profoundly disturbing thing to watch.

Because you love Castiel and I love mocking Castiel 8D PERFECT COMBINATION.

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elizardbits November 19 2009, 14:25:49 UTC

Does this mean that Uriel was a giant pavlova?

wanttobeatree November 19 2009, 15:47:40 UTC

NATURALLY. Did you not get the memo?

elizardbits November 19 2009, 15:52:06 UTC

I unsubscribed from that list as I am lactose intolerant. I am thus immune to the creamy delicious prancings of angels.

I wonder if this means that demons smell of chips and salsa.

wanttobeatree November 19 2009, 15:53:17 UTC

Demons smell of aniseed.

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midnightglass November 19 2009, 15:11:02 UTC

HEY I've somehow managed to get through all my free texts this month and have no credit but ANYWAY I don't think we're going to see New Moon tomorrow as Danielle is going away and wants to watch it with us so it's been rescheduled to Monday. I think. And we can't work out how to pre-book lulz and keep changing our mind about the time but yeah, I'll let you know!

Also, I think Umar is coming along for the lulz so we can sit with him and laugh.

wanttobeatree November 19 2009, 15:47:22 UTC

Hahahaa okay! Monday works fine for me. I'm sure Umar will LOVE it.

midnightglass November 19 2009, 17:18:49 UTC

I watched Twilight with Umar and we laughed the whole way through. He found the bit where Bella slips over hilarious and still laughs about it to this day lulz

wanttobeatree November 19 2009, 17:24:51 UTC

Wait, WHICH bit where Bella slips over? I can't remember any specifically hilarious one D: My favourite lulzy moment in Twilight is the DRAMATIC FAN. And, of course, THIS IS THE SKIN OF A KILLER. Happy memories.

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wanttobeatree November 19 2009, 16:25:12 UTC

LIAR.

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wanttobeatree November 19 2009, 17:53:24 UTC

Oh, you know it is the truth.

LET THE ABUNDANCE OF SPN INTO YOUR HEART!

radiophile November 20 2009, 01:56:11 UTC

Everything you say re: the SPN 'verse ends up becoming totally canon for me.