nothing will ever be the same again

[wanttobeatree]

MY FRIENDS, something amazing has happened and I want you all to be a part of it.

Allow me to set the scene. The time was 8 o'clock (which is, as we all know, Location, Location, Location time - aka I love you Kirstie Allsopp time) and I was rustling around in the kitchen drawer for the tin opener, as I had a tin and by god it needed opening. I

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[flawedamythyst]

Wow, that's awesome. I'm now picturing him using it on Jared. Pie-flavoured!J2. Mmm....

[wanttobeatree]

adjskfd omg it would be the most amazing surprise sextoy EVER. (And the "bristles" are wriggly plastic, so honestly it is just a step or two away from depraved usage.)

[flawedamythyst]

It really is amazing how many everyday household items can be used as sex toys.

[wanttobeatree]

100% ACCURATE TRUTH. And then Jared comes into the kitchen and BAM Jensen are serious cook, this are serious pastry brush, no really.

[fayemeadows]

But most of all - most of all - I want Jensen Ackles to own one. To own one and to use it. FREQUENTLY.

GUH I NEED TO BUY ONE AND GIVE IT TO HIM AT THE VANCOUVER CON.

[wanttobeatree]

I WILL SERIOUSLY HUNT ANOTHER ONE DOWN AND SEND IT TO YOU. SERIOUSLY.

[wanttobeatree]

AND SO BEAUTIFUL *_* I WOULD BUY ANY HOUSE SHE TRIED TO SELL ME.

[rdlenix]

I never knew they were pastry brushes.

I use those sorts of things to spread BBQ sauce on meat C:

[wanttobeatree]

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[rdlenix]

LOL DON'T JUDGE ME.

They work as basting brushes too, kthnx. I enjoy basting things.

[wanttobeatree]

Basting is good, it's true. And tbh I think my dad uses our other pastry brush for miscellaneous purposes too.