Holy Shit It's a Con Report Get in the Car: Part Two.

[wanttobeatree]

I JUST SACRIFICED VITAL BIG BANG READING TIME TO WRITE THIS!

Okay, so, it’s practically a week since part one of this report, and over a week since the con itself, so my memories are getting kinda hazy. But there are stories I have yet to tell! So I will do my best to recount them.

THE JOURNEY BEGAN HERE.

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Trufax: when I read weechester or teenchester fics where they're dealing with demons or vampires, I get SO CRANKY. NO YOU ARE WRONG STOP IT.

[wanttobeatree]

IKR. IKRRRR. GOD. It just makes me want to hunt the author down and hit them with a slipper.

YOU HEAR THAT, JENSEN? NEXT TIME, IMMA SLIPPER YOU.

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SECURRRRITY!

ON A SCALE OF HILARIOUS TO CREEPY, HOW AWESOME WOULD IT BE IF THIS QUESTION WAS ASKED AT A CON? (BY A FEMALE.) :: "JENSEN, JARED. SO, I GUESS MOST PEOPLE AGREE THAT YOU'RE PRETTY GOOD LOOKING" *PAUSE FOR AUDIENCE TO FINISH SCREAMING* "...BUT YOUR GIRLFRIENDS ARE SMOKING. HOT. ANY TIPS FOR THE REST OF US ON HOW TO LAND BABES?"

[theoret]

"JENSEN, JARED. SO, I GUESS MOST PEOPLE AGREE THAT YOU'RE PRETTY GOOD LOOKING" *PAUSE FOR AUDIENCE TO FINISH SCREAMING* "...BUT YOUR GIRLFRIENDS ARE SMOKING. HOT. ANY TIPS FOR THE REST OF US ON HOW TO LAND BABES?"
Please go to another con just so you can ask them this question, please? Please? I WANT THEIR REACTIONS IN MY LIFE.

(Also, I totes need to find out how to get Genevieve to hook up with me. SIMPLE STEP BY STEP INSTRUCTION, PLS, JARED.)

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“Oh no, you’re not going to-” theoret says, perhaps remembering the same conversation, or perhaps feeling me draw in my big, heckling breath, or perhaps just sensing a disturbance in the force.
I THINK IT WAS A COMBINATION OF THE THREE.

I’m going to face a fangirl mauling here and say that, despite him seeming like a very nice chap, I still don’t find Misha especially attractive. NOT EVEN HAVING SEEN HIM IN PERSON. Sorry, guys.
*looks around warily* *hushed voice* Me too.

LAMEST OR MOST AMAZING.
A: MOST AMAZING.

AND THEN, ALAS, WE PARTED WAYS :( It was really sad and involved lots of forlorn psychic automatic door opening and a bit of subdued I RAISED YOU FROM PERDITION and a few hugs. There is nothing in the world - I swear, guys, nothing in the world - more depressing than leaving fangirls behind and returning to irl. SOB. I MISS YOU GUYS.:(((( I DO NOT WANT TO RELIVE THE PART WHERE WE'RE APART. I LIKE RELIVING THE PART WHERE WE'RE TOGETHER, BUT THE PART WHERE WE'RE APART MAKES ME SAD IN THE FACE

[wanttobeatree]

THEOOOO I MISS YOUR PRESENCE IN MY BED AT NIGHT :(

Also, I miss yelling at Jensen. May have to pick a fight with my Dean poster. COME BACK, ASYLUM. DON'T GO.

[theoret]

You know how I did not sleep very well the first night at Asylum? Did I tell you that on the first night back home I did not sleep at all? IT DID NOT TAKE ME LONG TO ADJUST TO YOUR PRESENCE, CLEARLY. I got home and was all "My bed is so big. And empty. And totally lacking in fangirls to accidentally pat my face while attempting to pat my head, and to discuss wackiness with me deep into the night. :(((((( BOO."

IF GENEVIEVE GOES NEXT YEAR, I WILL BE GOING NEXT YEAR. AND IF THAT IS THE CASE I THINK YOU SHOULD TOTES COME WITH ME.

[wanttobeatree]

Awwww bb. So sad :( I slept totally fine when I got back because my train ride was SIX HOURS unlike you near-Birmingham pussies, so I was EXHAUSTED. BUT when I come to see you in the summer, I WILL PAT YOUR FACE and then we can pretend it is still ASYLUM FACE-PATTING together.

IKR IKR. I HAVE NO IDEA HOW I WILL AFFORD IT, BUT IF GEN IS THERE IT'S PRETTY MUCH REQUIRED OF ME.

[fayemeadows]

I cannot even tell you how much I lol'ed at this. Oh, JENSEN. Between him wanting to peg the kid and putting his pen through the chick's ear gauges he is totally cementing my theory that HE'S A TOP. HE LIKE TO PUT THINGS IN OTHER THINGS.

:DDD

[rhythmsextion]

HE WAS ALSO THE KID IN KINDERGARTEN WHO COULD NEVER FIGURE OUT THAT THE SQUARE PEG DOESN'T GO IN THE ROUND HOLE. SO.

[fayemeadows]

HIS PEG FITS JUST FINE IN JARED'S HOLE KTHXBYE.

[wanttobeatree]

PSSH. I refuse your theory. Clearly he just loves putting things in other things because it's been a while since Jared put his dick in him. JENSEN GETS ANTSY.

[radiophile]

Haha I love your con reports. YOU SHOULD GO TO MORE SO I CAN READ ABOUT THEM.

Also, I'm a huge Misha/Castiel fan (one of the few who fell in love with Castiel right away, I think, lol XD), but I'll be the first to admit that Misha isn't hot. He's got ~intense~ blue eyes, but aside from that I don't think he's particularly good looking, and whenever fangirls go on and on about how gorgeous/smoking/sexy he is, I think: "...Really? x_x"

SORRY MISHA. I love you for your sexy ~*MIND*~ ♥

[wanttobeatree]

I WOULD IF I COULD D:

Hahaha, thing is I come from a family of ~intense~ blue eyes (plenty of which are more intense than his), so even that crazy-eyed aspect of him doesn't impress much. Well. I guess the crazy-eyed aspect is pretty impressive. But perhaps more in the 'back away slowly' way than the 'ohmigosh I want to hump your face' way.

[rionaleonhart]

I am enjoying reliving the weekend of amazing through your report! (I am also enjoying the fact that our mystical glow is enough to erase pretty much everything but my MASSIVE EYEBROWS.)

Your heckling was amazing and glorious, and I love the handlers' reactions to your art. And your autograph conversation with Jensen makes me grin far too much.

[wanttobeatree]

I MISS YOUR MASSIVE EYEBROWS :(

My heckling is one of my favourite things I've ever done, tbh. And AUGH the autograph conversation was EVEN MORE amazing and grin-inducing irl, but I have forgotten the details D: This was just a rough and inferior approximation. YOU SAW HOW DELIGHTED I WAS WHEN I GOT BACK.