Comments | wanttobeatree: in return, I will hump your legs fondly.

wanttobeatree

in return, I will hump your legs fondly.

Apr 04, 2009 01:55

Nrrgg I am grouchy. THERE ARE TWO WAYS YOU CAN HELP ME. If you are so inclined.

1.

WARM. FUZZIES.2. TELL ME ABOUT AWKWARD/HILARIOUS DATES YOU HAVE HAD? I have never been on one (because nobody loves meeeee~ D:) and I am totally stuck on this stupid J2 date in this stupid J2 fic which I have to finish by Monday so I can start killing myself over my ( Read more... )

rubbish decision-making committee, jensen is my favourite gay now, do things for me please, jared is a sexual predator, writing, i demand love!!, plz send help

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wanttobeatree April 4 2009, 01:07:26 UTC

YOU CAN'T SAY THINGS LIKE THAT AND THEN NOT TELL ME ALL ABOUT IT.

You may email me the scoop, if it is too embarrassing for LJ.

bridget_x_alena April 4 2009, 01:12:11 UTC

YOU CAN LAUGH AT THIS.

1. I HAD TO GO SEE TWILIGHT ON A FIRST DATE.
even though I totally missed most of the movie

2. FRIDAY THE 13TH (2009)? DO NOT GO SEE IT WITH A HUMAN MALE, AS THEY WILL COMMENT ABOUT THE AMOUNT (AND/OR AWESOMENESS) OF BOOBAGE AND YOU WILL NOT BE HAPPY AND THEN THE REST OF THE NIGHT WILL BE VERY VERY AWKWARD. AND THEN OF COURSE, WHEN YOU TRY TO WATCH FLIGHT OF THE PHOENIX AT HOME, YOU MAY OR MAY NOT CRY AT JARED DYING WITHIN THE FIRST HALF HOUR, AND YOUR BOYFRIEND LAUGHS AT YOU.

bubl April 4 2009, 02:40:54 UTC

I have only been on one sort-of-date-thing, and I was in 7th grade so...

We went to a candy shop/little diner and got a basket of french fries to share and he bought me a piece of chocolate. And when these two girls from our school showed up and asked if we were on a date and he said yes at the same time I said no, which, AWKWARD. But I didn't know, okay! Also I didn't even really like him that much, I just wanted him to take me to the dance.

Oh look, there's my lovelife. >_

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wanttobeatree April 4 2009, 12:30:47 UTC

Ahahahahaa, oh god, you ARE an awkward dater. Maybe my fic will have HAND-SHAKING. Or awkward, awkward half kisses. I'm still kind of hopelessly stuck, BUT IT'S A BIT LESS HOPELESS NOW.

cherrymmm April 4 2009, 12:45:46 UTC

Years ago one of my best friends was working for a dating service (this was before online dating services) and they had a plethora of men but not many women. She convinced me to go on 3 dates so I could help her meet her quota. I was in a very not serious relationship at the time (more friends with benefits than anything) and he approved so I said ok to help out my friend. She said she would screen the candidates to find me some decent ones. I should have know she would be full of shit. All three dates sucked ( ... )