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[wanttobeatree]

wanttobeatree: dgme wrong, obama is a fucking badass. but. I mean. imagine him with an army of sociopathic centipedes
raggedann: That would actually be kind of awesome
wanttobeatree: exactly
raggedann: He has a scepter
raggedann: and a crown
wanttobeatree: and a crown
wanttobeatree: hewn from centipede shell
raggedann: and marches around
raggedann:

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[wanttobeatree]

WHAT HAPPENED WAS ANN WENT :OOO AND I WENT CENTIPEDE AND THEN SOCIOPATHS GOT INVOLVED.

OBAMA'S ARMY ISN'T GIANT-SIZED, THOUGH! JUST MILLIONS OF NORMAL-SIZES CENTIPEDES.

AND ALSO, CENTIPEDES WOULD NOT BE THE WEIRDEST SEX DREAM I'VE EVER HAD, SO THERE.

[leviticus_lied]

YOU KNOW HOW MILLIPEDES AND CENTIPEDES KIND OF... THE WAY THEIR LEGS UNDULATE IN A WAVE GOING FORWARD? THAT'S WHAT I THINK OF WHENEVER SOMEONE SAYS THE WORD 'UNDULATE'. EVEN WHEN THEY'RE DISCUSSING SOME SEXY UNDULATING HIPS.

I DON'T PRETEND TO BE PROUD.

[wanttobeatree]

SAJDKSNFSD. NOW I AM GOING TO THINK OF IT TOO.

I AM EXTREMELY PROUD.

[sendthewolves]

wanttobeatree: I was thinking more like
wanttobeatree: a middle-aged man who preys on young centipedes
wanttobeatree: he catches a handful
wanttobeatree: and rubs them on his cock
wanttobeatree: until their legs fall off

...Cannot stop laughing.

[bubl]

I am HORRIFIED.

AND I CANNOT STOP LAUGHING.

[wanttobeatree]

I HAVE NO REGRETS >D

[wolfy_writing]

wanttobeatree: he catches a handful
wanttobeatree: and rubs them on his cock
wanttobeatree: until their legs fall off

So this is why hobo Jensen and centipede!Jared can never make love? To keep Jared's legs from falling off?