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wanttobeatree: dgme wrong, obama is a fucking badass. but. I mean. imagine him with an army of sociopathic centipedes
raggedann: That would actually be kind of awesome
wanttobeatree: exactly
raggedann: He has a scepter
raggedann: and a crown
wanttobeatree: and a crown
wanttobeatree: hewn from centipede shell
raggedann: and marches around
raggedann: followed by this slithering mass of emo centipedes
wanttobeatree: NOT EMO.
wanttobeatree: NO FEELINGS
raggedann: oh true
wanttobeatree: they are government trained assassins, man
wanttobeatree: like jensen the schizophrenic hobo
raggedann: yes
raggedann: just like that
raggedann: JENSEN WORKS WITH THEM
wanttobeatree: OR
wanttobeatree: he is brought in
wanttobeatree: to bring them down
raggedann: JENSEN WOULD TOTALLY KICK THEIR ASSES
raggedann: Do centipedes have asses?
wanttobeatree: probably
raggedann: I think they have asses
raggedann: jared has an awesome ass as a centipede
raggedann: since he's suddenly a centipede now
raggedann: in my brain
raggedann: because jensen needs to fall in love with SOMEONE weird
wanttobeatree: jensen ALMOST fails to kick their asses, and it takes his last ounce of strength to like. set the box he caught them all in on fire.
wanttobeatree: and then he collapses
wanttobeatree: and commander padalecki TENDS TO HIS WOUNDS
raggedann: omg
raggedann: LOVINGLY.
raggedann: USES HIS LITTLE FEELERS TO DAB BALM ON HIS WOUNDS
wanttobeatree: NO THEY ARE NOT FUCKING CENTIPEDES
wanttobeatree: NOR ARE THEY CENTIPEDES
raggedann: JENSEN ISNT
raggedann: BUT JARED IS
raggedann: OHHH YEAH
wanttobeatree: JARED ISN'T A CENTIPEDE EITHER
wanttobeatree: NO
raggedann: I THINK HE IS
wanttobeatree: NO
wanttobeatree: I WILL NOT ALLOW THIS
raggedann: lol Centipedo.
wanttobeatree: GO AWAY
raggedann: typo
raggedann: like pedobear, but for the arachnids of the world
raggedann: and such
wanttobeatree: I was thinking more like
wanttobeatree: a middle-aged man who preys on young centipedes
wanttobeatree: he catches a handful
wanttobeatree: and rubs them on his cock
wanttobeatree: until their legs fall off
raggedann: oh my GOD
raggedann: TREE
raggedann: YOUR BRAIN
raggedann: I AM SCARED
raggedann: AND I CANT STOP LAUGHING
raggedann: That would actually be kind of awesome
wanttobeatree: exactly
raggedann: He has a scepter
raggedann: and a crown
wanttobeatree: and a crown
wanttobeatree: hewn from centipede shell
raggedann: and marches around
raggedann: followed by this slithering mass of emo centipedes
wanttobeatree: NOT EMO.
wanttobeatree: NO FEELINGS
raggedann: oh true
wanttobeatree: they are government trained assassins, man
wanttobeatree: like jensen the schizophrenic hobo
raggedann: yes
raggedann: just like that
raggedann: JENSEN WORKS WITH THEM
wanttobeatree: OR
wanttobeatree: he is brought in
wanttobeatree: to bring them down
raggedann: JENSEN WOULD TOTALLY KICK THEIR ASSES
raggedann: Do centipedes have asses?
wanttobeatree: probably
raggedann: I think they have asses
raggedann: jared has an awesome ass as a centipede
raggedann: since he's suddenly a centipede now
raggedann: in my brain
raggedann: because jensen needs to fall in love with SOMEONE weird
wanttobeatree: jensen ALMOST fails to kick their asses, and it takes his last ounce of strength to like. set the box he caught them all in on fire.
wanttobeatree: and then he collapses
wanttobeatree: and commander padalecki TENDS TO HIS WOUNDS
raggedann: omg
raggedann: LOVINGLY.
raggedann: USES HIS LITTLE FEELERS TO DAB BALM ON HIS WOUNDS
wanttobeatree: NO THEY ARE NOT FUCKING CENTIPEDES
wanttobeatree: NOR ARE THEY CENTIPEDES
raggedann: JENSEN ISNT
raggedann: BUT JARED IS
raggedann: OHHH YEAH
wanttobeatree: JARED ISN'T A CENTIPEDE EITHER
wanttobeatree: NO
raggedann: I THINK HE IS
wanttobeatree: NO
wanttobeatree: I WILL NOT ALLOW THIS
raggedann: lol Centipedo.
wanttobeatree: GO AWAY
raggedann: typo
raggedann: like pedobear, but for the arachnids of the world
raggedann: and such
wanttobeatree: I was thinking more like
wanttobeatree: a middle-aged man who preys on young centipedes
wanttobeatree: he catches a handful
wanttobeatree: and rubs them on his cock
wanttobeatree: until their legs fall off
raggedann: oh my GOD
raggedann: TREE
raggedann: YOUR BRAIN
raggedann: I AM SCARED
raggedann: AND I CANT STOP LAUGHING