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Mar 29, 2013 23:24

TUMBLR IS DOWN? I... I FEEL SO LOST. SO COLD. SO ALONE.

So how about them Vikings. EVERYONE SHOULD WATCH VIKINGS. Sexy monks, sexy vikings, sexy offers of threesomes, what more could you possibly want? (Sexy fulfillment of offer of threesome, for a start.) I can't waaaait for the next episode.

tv: vikings, fucking tumblr how does it work

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theoret March 29 2013, 23:27:26 UTC
VIKKIIIIIINGSS

/totally useful contribution

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wanttobeatree March 29 2013, 23:29:28 UTC
AAAAAAAH and as it's easter monday on, well, monday I CAN WATCH IT RIGHT AFTER I GET UP INSTEAD OF AFTER GETTING HOME FROM WORK.

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theoret March 29 2013, 23:34:17 UTC
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO WAIT UNTIL MONDAY THOUGH?

MY CRAVING IS STARTING TO PHYSICALLY HURT

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elizardbits March 29 2013, 23:35:20 UTC
THEO PROLLY YOU SHOULD HAVE A WANK

THIS IS MY PROFESSIONAL OPINION

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elizardbits March 29 2013, 23:30:29 UTC
TUMBLR WHERE ARE YOU OH GOD THE HORROR

SOB

omg vikings though

they are sexy

I TRIED WRITING VIKINGS FIC BUT INSTEAD I SPENT 2.5 HOURS ON WIKIPEDIA AND HISTORICAL ENGINEERING SITES LEARNING HOW TO MAKE A HYPOCAUST

because like obvsly i am the kind of person who will not be able to enjoy historical grubby people porn unless i know they have had a bath recently

*weeps*

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wanttobeatree March 29 2013, 23:34:59 UTC
HOW ARE WE MEANT TO PROCRASTINATE NOW GDIT

oh man ragnar would be so smelly tho. LIKE, EVEN SMELLIER THAN MOST PEOPLE PRE-SOAP. what with all the physical exertion and fighting and things.

DAMMIT LIZ I'D MANAGED TO AVOID CONTEMPLATING THAT

ok, what if they all went for a swim in the lake and had watery sex. sorted.

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elizardbits March 29 2013, 23:36:38 UTC
NO YOU SEE BECAUSE SOAP EXISTED BACK THEN AND ANYWAY THERE WAS A THING ONLINE LAST YEAR ABOUT VIKINGS BEING MORE HYGIENIC THAN MANY OTHER OF THEIR CONTEMPORARIES AND ACTUALLY BUILDING A HYPOCAUST BENEATH A HYPOTHETICAL VIKING BATHHOUSE IS TOTALLY LOGICAL AND IN CONCLUSION SEXYTIMES

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wanttobeatree March 29 2013, 23:37:50 UTC
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAY CLEANER THAN ANTICIPATED SHAGGING

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elizardbits March 29 2013, 23:40:49 UTC
MY MAIN FEAR IS THAT WHEN TUMBLR COMES BACK THERE WILL BE A HALF DOZEN NEW "FEATURES" THAT NO ONE EVER IN THEIR RIGHT MIND WOULD WANT AND 100 AWESOME USEFUL SCRIPTS AND WORKAROUNDS WILL BE RUINED

RUINED FOREVER

BECAUSE THAT IS WHAT TUMBLR DOES

IT TAKES A THING THAT IS GOOD AND IT SMASHES IT ON THE FLOOR AND THEN PEES ON IT

BECAUSE TUMBLR IS SAD AND PATHETIC AND JEALOUS THAT OTHER PEOPLE ARE FAR BETTER AT MAKING THEIR SITE GOOD THAN THEY ARE

hisssssssss

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wanttobeatree March 29 2013, 23:44:16 UTC
NO I CHECKED TUMBLR'S TWITTER AND IT SAYS IT'S DOWN BECAUSE OF "NETWORKING ISSUES" RATHER THAN UPDATES SO HOPEFULLY EVERYTHING WILL BE JUST AS WE LEFT IT???

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elizardbits March 29 2013, 23:46:06 UTC
WHY WOULD THEY TELL US THE TRUTH THOUGH

WHY WOULD THEY EVER DO ANYTHING GOOD OR DECENT OR RIGHT

sob

prolly we'll come back and it'll be like LOL NO MORE PORNS OR FANFIC LOL LOL

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wanttobeatree March 29 2013, 23:47:28 UTC
THEY DO USUALLY SAY WHEN THEY ARE GOING TO BE DOWN FOR UPDATES THOUGH, DON'T THEY

TO BE FAIR TO THEM

BECAUSE THEY ARE SO PROUD OF AND EXCITED ABOUT ALL THE SHITTY NEW THINGS THEY DO

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monicawoe March 29 2013, 23:58:01 UTC
Vikings is AWESOME!

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alwaysenduphere March 30 2013, 00:11:26 UTC
PAWING HELPLESSLY AT COMPUTER SCREEN TUMBLR I CANNOT SURVIVE WITHOUT YOU.

LAGERTHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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