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[wanttobeatree]

TUMBLR IS DOWN? I... I FEEL SO LOST. SO COLD. SO ALONE.

So how about them Vikings. EVERYONE SHOULD WATCH VIKINGS. Sexy monks, sexy vikings, sexy offers of threesomes, what more could you possibly want? (Sexy fulfillment of offer of threesome, for a start.) I can't waaaait for the next episode.

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[elizardbits]

TUMBLR WHERE ARE YOU OH GOD THE HORROR

SOB

omg vikings though

they are sexy

I TRIED WRITING VIKINGS FIC BUT INSTEAD I SPENT 2.5 HOURS ON WIKIPEDIA AND HISTORICAL ENGINEERING SITES LEARNING HOW TO MAKE A HYPOCAUST

because like obvsly i am the kind of person who will not be able to enjoy historical grubby people porn unless i know they have had a bath recently

*weeps*

[wanttobeatree]

HOW ARE WE MEANT TO PROCRASTINATE NOW GDIT

oh man ragnar would be so smelly tho. LIKE, EVEN SMELLIER THAN MOST PEOPLE PRE-SOAP. what with all the physical exertion and fighting and things.

DAMMIT LIZ I'D MANAGED TO AVOID CONTEMPLATING THAT

ok, what if they all went for a swim in the lake and had watery sex. sorted.

[elizardbits]

NO YOU SEE BECAUSE SOAP EXISTED BACK THEN AND ANYWAY THERE WAS A THING ONLINE LAST YEAR ABOUT VIKINGS BEING MORE HYGIENIC THAN MANY OTHER OF THEIR CONTEMPORARIES AND ACTUALLY BUILDING A HYPOCAUST BENEATH A HYPOTHETICAL VIKING BATHHOUSE IS TOTALLY LOGICAL AND IN CONCLUSION SEXYTIMES

[wanttobeatree]

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAY CLEANER THAN ANTICIPATED SHAGGING

[elizardbits]

also maybe a wandering jew circumcised them but ymmv

ALSO I REALLY WANNA BANG ROLLO AND I REGRET NOTHING

like

a lot

a lot a lot

[wanttobeatree]

that's a bit weird

THAT IS LESS WEIRD. HE IS A DICK BUT A SEXY ONE

MUCH LIKE EVERYONE ELSE ON THIS SHOW

also I am so glad that whatsherface who was Will's wife on Glee has clawed herself out of that mire and is now a fucking VIKING QUEEN AWW YEAH

[elizardbits]

no see it's totally awesome and potentially very slightly historically accurate shut up

HE IS SO FUCKING FINE I CAN'T EVEN

I DON'T EVEN CARE IF HE IS EVIL

HOT AND EVIL ARE MY FAVOURITE THINGS

exhibit a: peter hale