A morning of in(tro)spection

[wanton_bliss]

As appreciative as I am of this respite from scrotum-extruding heat, I have to admit I do not look forward to what it heralds - an inevitable return to the monotony of sweater rotation. I suppose, were I a good fag, I would simply purchase a new wardrobe before winter's onset, but, in addition to my abhorrence of shopping, like a good fag, I hate

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[king_duncan]

But think- then you could have three arms of bulging biceps!

[wanton_bliss]

And it would make masturbation while riding a bicycle a breeze!

[potteba]

lolol

[jdhorner]

Tags: dad, masturbation, weather

just another normal wednesday. :)

[wanton_bliss]

Hoping for "Tags: absinthe, fetish, mom" tomorrow.

[machinarex]

**likely have resulted in a third arm sprouting from the small of my back.**

But just think what that could have done for your masturbatory marathons.
(provided it was of sufficient length to reach around, of course.)

[wanton_bliss]

provided it was of sufficient length to reach around

Or my cock was of sufficient length to be reached...

[thesadpunk]

It was a combination of nurturing and patience that I do not believe he has ever evidenced in his relationship with me.

My theory is, it's only because the dog is a girl. He would have kicked it out of the house within 2 months time had it been male.

Good call...

[wanton_bliss]

Stupid penis.

*punch*

Re: Good call...

[thesadpunk]

We both know punching your penis only turns you on. It's the reason why I seem to knee you in the groin every visit.

[wanton_bliss]

And metaphorically during every phone conversation!