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Awoke on the couch at 10 a.m. this morning, my self-imposed avoidance of alcohol (post-Vegas, pre-beach detox) having lasted all of four days. While a bed would certainly have been preferable, I like where I was going with this. Today's Casual Saturday is going to be strictly enforced and consist of buying a caboodle of comic books while spending ( Read more... )

Last night, my mouth was so dry from a combination of Mai Tais and Wii-ntertainment that I had to stop in the middle of phone sex to fumble drunkenly through my closet for lube.

A. refuses to see Shrek the Third because of the role the second film played in his DUI. Leave it to an inveterate gambler to superstitiously draw correlation between attending a children's flick and his subsequent decision to go home, drink a bottle of Scotch while watching The Sopranos, then take the car for a spin at 1 a.m. in search of ( Read more... )

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Last night I was feeling so asymptomatic that I performed the ritual changing of the toothbrush and tongue-scraper. Of course, by noon the next day the post-nasal drip had returned. However, my confidence that this is nothing more than allergies has increased somewhat with several news reports detailing how the unseasonably warm and snow-free ( Read more... )

I really have no idea how a civilized man is supposed to lose himself in sex. Alcohol helps, but barring lobotimization the rational, analytical mind will always lurk in the background, churning away with neurotic and obsessive thoughts. I think one of the reasons why I am partial to the more extreme end of submissive fantasies (slavery, rape, ( Read more... )

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As appreciative as I am of this respite from scrotum-extruding heat, I have to admit I do not look forward to what it heralds - an inevitable return to the monotony of sweater rotation. I suppose, were I a good fag, I would simply purchase a new wardrobe before winter's onset, but, in addition to my abhorrence of shopping, like a good fag, I hate ( Read more... )