THE PENTAGON POLICE CARE ABOUT YOU!

[wanton_bliss]

I had three fuzzy navels, a cheeseburger sub and a nap in the few hours before I was pulled over by a Pentagon police officer. It turns out my left passenger's side headlight was out. What's odd is how the cop asked me to turn my engine back on. He then pointed to my dashboard and said, "See that green light? That indicates that one of your

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[beaucifer]

That's all kinds of "party in my head".

You're so lucky. ;)

Anytime I've been pulled over, I have to say that I've been distracted by my eye level view of several distractingly large packages. Are police officers required to wear a cup with their uniform, or is there a "big boy" rule to getting on the force that I don't know about? I may have to rethink my career...

[wanton_bliss]

I didn't let my eye wander properly, was too neurotically concerned with acting appropriately.

From what I could tell, he was a bit too thick (referring, of course, to body type) for my tastes, but then... the way the fantasy works my tastes don't really factor into the equation anyway.

[beaucifer]

Ah, yes... but by thickness default he's more apt to toss you around a bit, no? Or is it that OTHER thick? (The one that makes us throw up a little?)

[guiser1]

"What would it take for you to shove me against the hood of my car and sodomize me with your truncheon?"

Ahhhh, memories: I remember Grandma using that exact phrase...

[wanton_bliss]

Mmm... incest-u-licious.

[jasonchas]

That green light on my Accord has fucked with my friends a few times. Now and then I get “dude your high-beams are on”.

[wanton_bliss]

Let me ask you this, is it just me, or is it really none of their fucking business?

When I am a passenger in someone else's car, I don't sit around telling them whether their brights or windshield wipers or air conditioner is on.

The second time it happened it really got on my nerves, but I tend to be a bit highstrung.

[jasonchas]

It’s just not you. When it happens to me I usually tell them to shut the hell up and let me do the driving. But of course I was a litter nicer to my mother the first time she pointed it out.

[herbaliser]

I am SOOOO disappointed that this was not a cartoon.

[wanton_bliss]

I kicked myself the whole time for not taking photos (I did have the camera with me), but I didn't want to push my luck.

If my boyfriend would acquiesce to my attempts to dress him like one of the Village People, I could at least stage a reenactment.

[herbaliser]

man, now I need my boyfriend to dress up like a cop. oh man...

[wanton_bliss]

For me, it's really all about the motorcycle cop outfit.

Though I'm still on the fence as to whether a gay-ass mustache is required.

lovely phrase

[cornekopia]

"gout after gout"