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[wannabolt]

['sup, Luceti? Having a nice day? Well, there's a lovely close up of a cartoon pony's face here, as she finally tries to set up her own journal post.

The camera angle might change a few times until she's satisfied. Aaaand once that's over, she'll just sorta... chill. Yeah.]Okay, so. I get this place is full of hue-mans and everything, but I still

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[planetcrusher]

[Oh, it's a, um, blue pony. The things you see here . . . ]

Iii don't think most humans hoof wrestle. Not with each other, anyway.

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[wannabolt]

[Yes, a blue pony with odd proportions and cartoon physics.

Said pony is going to be raising a forelimb and flexing it like a human arm, too, defying the laws of horse anatomy.]

But it's easy! Even if you guys have hands instead of hooves.

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[planetcrusher]

[Whoaaa. That's one cool cartoon-y pony.]

See, that wouldn't make it hoof wrestling anymore; it'd be arm wrestling. But I've got to say, hooves sound a lot more intense than arms.

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[wannabolt]

[She shrugs.]

Well, that's what we called it back home. I guess you've got a point, though. You basically just try to pin the other's hoof-- er, arm down. Maybe it's not so different.

[Voice]

[meteorical]

I'm guessing you mean me. Don't worry about it, I don't think I'm going to be a thief again any time soon...but the apology's appreciated.

And you can call me Kairi.

[Voice]

[wannabolt]

Kairi, huh? Gotcha.

[Rolls off the tongue better than 'red haired hue-man,' that's for sure.]

But man, that was one crazy experiment. I'm just glad I didn't get stuck in a frilly, princess dress.

[Voice]

[meteorical]

You and me both, though I'm still not too sure how I feel about wearing pants all the time. So tell me this; have you ever actually used a sword before?

[Voice]

[wannabolt]

Not exactly. I usually just use my hooves. Give 'em a good kick if they're giving me trouble.

[This being a general 'they'.

Oh, and she'll lift one of her front legs to do a sort of punching gesture.]

And my front hooves work just as well.

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[refinedmaestro]

[Despite seeing this very cutesy pony on his screen, he decides to answer the pony because he's become use to this.]

Not all humans eat meat.

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[wannabolt]

[And by now she's had a little bit of sense talked into her. Still doesn't look super pleased, though.]

Still, I just don't get why they do. Arche says it's kinda necessary, though.

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[refinedmaestro]

The reason why is because there is a type of chemical called iron and protein within meat that we humans need in our bodies to live. Otherwise, they find protein or iron within special herbal supplements or in other foods such as eggs or vegetables.

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[wannabolt]

But there is other stuff that can give 'em iron. And we use eggs and herbs all the time.

[We being ponies.]

[tailasoldastime]

[Lucky for you that Beast just happens to have his journal open to hear the TALKING PONY?! What on... well, next to the giant turtles, this shouldn't be too strange, but at least the turtles are likely humans deep inside. But just from the way she's talking, it's pretty obvious that she's not human and never has been.

And her question offends him a bit; for the longest time while he's cursed, he's gone out to hunt for food, 'cause most other options are extremely limited.

So he's going to immediately speak before his tact is switched on.]

Sometimes we don't have a choice.

[wannabolt]

[And by now, Dash has figured that out. Still weirds her out, but she's trying to at least tolerate it.]

Yeah, maybe I shouldn't have asked.

[tailasoldastime]

[Oh. ... Now he feels like he was being mean, snapping like that. Um, quick, say something!]

... N-not... Not that I don't... e-eat my... vegetables... o-or anything... [He shrinks a little while saying this, feeling like he's being reprimanded by Mrs. Potts.] But...

B-but sometimes th-they weren't... around... as much.

[wannabolt]

I can't even imagine what that's like. Without crops we'd have to live off of baked goods and grass all the time.

[Which isn't so bad, except... baked goods sometimes need herbal ingredients tossed in.]

[Voice]

[toujoursfluer]

Hmm, do you suppose grass wishes to be eaten?

[Voice]

[wannabolt]

But grass is different! It's not like the grass can feel it or anything.

[Voice]

[toujoursfluer]

Perhaps you simply can't hear it. It's a living thing after all.

[Voice]

[wannabolt]

Well, yeah, but...

[Dang it, Robin.]

Plants are still different. They don't talk, and they don't have brains. They don't even move.

[Great, now she's thinking about this seriously.]