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[wannabolt]

['sup, Luceti? Having a nice day? Well, there's a lovely close up of a cartoon pony's face here, as she finally tries to set up her own journal post.

The camera angle might change a few times until she's satisfied. Aaaand once that's over, she'll just sorta... chill. Yeah.]Okay, so. I get this place is full of hue-mans and everything, but I still

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[planetcrusher]

[Oh, it's a, um, blue pony. The things you see here . . . ]

Iii don't think most humans hoof wrestle. Not with each other, anyway.

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[wannabolt]

[Yes, a blue pony with odd proportions and cartoon physics.

Said pony is going to be raising a forelimb and flexing it like a human arm, too, defying the laws of horse anatomy.]

But it's easy! Even if you guys have hands instead of hooves.

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[planetcrusher]

[Whoaaa. That's one cool cartoon-y pony.]

See, that wouldn't make it hoof wrestling anymore; it'd be arm wrestling. But I've got to say, hooves sound a lot more intense than arms.

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[wannabolt]

[She shrugs.]

Well, that's what we called it back home. I guess you've got a point, though. You basically just try to pin the other's hoof-- er, arm down. Maybe it's not so different.

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[planetcrusher]

[Speaking of "we," she tries out of curiosity:]

Is everyone back home . . . ponies?

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[wannabolt]

Just about everypony in Ponyville is. I mean, Spike's a dragon, but otherwise it's just us ponies.

[Plus some other misc critters.]

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[planetcrusher]

[Ponies + dragon = doesn't really make sense to her but okay. After all, ponies.]

Ahaha, wow. That's pretty different from what I'm used to!

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[wannabolt]

Yeah, I get that a lot. Thing is, we don't have any hue-mans in Equestria. I think Princess Celestia's got some monkeys in her garden, but that's as close as it gets.

[She certainly saw at least one or two when Fluttershy went on her crazy rampage at the Gala.]

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[planetcrusher]

I suppose monkeys are close enough . . .

[What with the whole theory of evolution -- was it?]

Is this your first time seeing humans, then?

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[wannabolt]

Yep. Showed up about a month ago, and it was kind of a lot to take in. Kinda stinks being the only pony around, but I get by.

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[planetcrusher]

Tell me about it.

. . . Does being the only one bother you?

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[wannabolt]

Kinda.

[Yep, totally honest here.]

There's a lot of stuff I don't really get about hue-mans, and some of 'em don't take me seriously.

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[planetcrusher]

They will, once they see past your appearance for who you are.

[She says this with confidence.]

On the bright side, there may be those here that understand your situation completely.

[She's seen plenty of people with peculiar traits, and she herself sports animal traits. That should count for something.]

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[wannabolt]

Well, I'm fine with my appearance, anyway. I'd rather be a pony than something else.

[Plus, she thinks she looks pretty darn awesome, anyway.]

And I might know a few people like that. There's a talking bird around here, and... whatever Pommy's supposed to be.

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[planetcrusher]

[Is that vanity or confidence speaking, Rainbow Dash.]

What's Pommy like?

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[wannabolt]

This little... puff ball with hands and feet.

[And he's pink. Eeeyup.]