*SITS IN CUSHY ARMCHAIR IN FRONT OF CLAPPING AUDIENCE*
WELCOME TO THE SHOW, I'M DR. IROH DEL FUEGO, YOUR HOST. I HOPE THAT YOU ENJOY OUR PROGRAM AND PERHAPS TAKE AWAY SOMETHING IMPORTANT FROM IT. NOW, DOES ANYONE FROM THE AUDIENCE HAVE A QUESTION OR A PROBLEM THAT THEY WOULD LIKE ME TO HELP WITH?

/IROH
SORRY TO SPRING THIS UP ON YOU (GEDDIT, SPRING ( Read more... )

-TOSSES DOWN THE BURLAP SACKS AND OPENS THEM SO JET AND BEE FALL OUT- ...AHH, EXCELLENT.
-SLAPS THEM LIGHTLY ON THEIR FACE- ....TIME TO WAKE UP. >8)


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[ JET WHISTLES A BIRD CALL, PUTS UP A GIANT SILHOUETTE LIGHT THING AND ALL THAT. A MEETING OF THE FREEDOM FIGHTERS HAS BEEN CALLED TO ORDER.

A SIGN IS PUT UP IN FRONT OF JET'S SEEKRIT TREEHOUSE:

"SEEKRIT TREEHOUSE MEETING OF SUPER SEEKRITNESS

BRING A *POT*LUCK DISH!

NO GIRLS EXCEPT FOR SMELLERBEE AND DEFINITELY NO SEXYTIMES-INDUCING-FIREFLAKES. I MEAN ( Read more... )

*PLUGS IN THE LAST OF THE DECORATIVE LIGHTING* FINALLY! A WHOLESOME CHANCE TO WELCOME IN THE NEW YEAR.
I BROUGHT REFRESHMENTS!

AVAILABLE PLACES:
MEN'S/LADIES' RESTROOMS
PARK BENCHES
FOUNTAIN LIT UP WITH FLOATING CANDLE/TEA LIGHT THINGS
POND WHERE THERE MAY OR MAY NOT BE A MUTANT ALLIGATOR
VARIOUS TREES AND BUSHES
PLAYGROUND
SANDBOX
PICNIC TABLE LOADED WITH ( Read more... )

*OPENS THE DOORS TO HER PRIVATE MANSION*

EVERYONE HAS SEX WITH EVERYONE ELSE HERE AND IF I HEAR ANY RELATIONSHIP WHINING I WILL PERSONALLY RIP BOTH OF YOUR REPRODUCTIVE ORGANS OUT WITH UNCLE IROH'S HEDGE CLIPPERS. EVERYONE HERE TONIGHT IS FREE GAME UNLESS THERE'S SOMEONE YOU JUST DON'T FEEL LIKE HAVING SEX WITH. IN THAT CASE, "NO MEANS NO."HAVE ( Read more... )

/ZUZU

THERE'S SCHOOL. IT'S COLD OUT.

ONE OF THE BIG ROOMS THAT IS LOCKED OFF HAS BEEN OPENED UP. IT'S A HUGE LOUNGE AREA BY A ROARING FIREPLACE ONLY OPEN DURING THE WINTER. WHERE STUDENTS CAN SIT AND CHILL SOMEWHERE WARM BETWEEN CLASSES AND HAVE SNUGGLY SEXYTIEMS.

ALSO THE CAFETERIA NOW SERVES HOT BEVERAGES AND DAILY SOUP!

*THERE IS FUCKING HOLLY HANGING EVERYWHERE*

/ZUZU

LET'S MAKE BABIES! 400 BABIES! BABIES EVERYWHERE!!!

/ZUZU

ENJOY THE BREAK?

WELL TOO BAD. MOAR SCHOOL.

GET TO IT

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SO..UH, WOW LOTS BEEN GOING ON. AND THERE'S SO MANY OF YOU THAT I'M SEEING AFTER SO LONG. SO I'VE DECIDED TO HAVE A REUNION PARTY GUYS! 8DD ( Read more... )