AZULA'S PARTY: NEW YEAR'S ORGY PARTY

[crazula]

*OPENS THE DOORS TO HER PRIVATE MANSION*

EVERYONE HAS SEX WITH EVERYONE ELSE HERE AND IF I HEAR ANY RELATIONSHIP WHINING I WILL PERSONALLY RIP BOTH OF YOUR REPRODUCTIVE ORGANS OUT WITH UNCLE IROH'S HEDGE CLIPPERS. EVERYONE HERE TONIGHT IS FREE GAME UNLESS THERE'S SOMEONE YOU JUST DON'T FEEL LIKE HAVING SEX WITH. IN THAT CASE, "NO MEANS NO."HAVE

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[flowerflute]

-IS THERE IN HER TIE-DYE LINGERIE WITH INSTRUMENTS AND VARIOUS DRUGS AT THE READY.- HEY 'ZULA. /D

[crazula]

*DRAGS HER INSIDE*

[flowerflute]

HEY BABE. SEX NOW, OR LATER?

[crazula]

WHY LATER? *POUNCE*

[x_fighter_jet_x]

-STILL WEARING THE CLOTHES HE WAS WEARING WHEN HE DUMPED ZUKO; UNSHOWERED, OVERSMASHED, BUT WITH ENOUGH POT/BOOZE WITH HIM TO SUPPLY A YEAR'S WORTH OF CRAZY PARTIES AT ANY *OTHER* HIGH SCHOOL-

B||| Q_Q

[crazula]

OH, IS THAT ALL YOU BROUGHT? DON'T WORRY JET, YOU'LL GET SMASHED AND BE FINE IN A WEEK OR SO.

[x_fighter_jet_x]

-ALSO HAS A SINGLE JAR OF NUTELLA B|- IF YOU SHAY SHO, AZULA. YOU ALWAYSH WERE THE SHMART ONE 8

[crazula]

.... I THINK I LIKE YOU DRUNK. OH, AND YOU BROUGHT NUTELLA. I REALLY PREFER YOU DRUNK.

SEX NOW OR LATER? :|

[onlystr8eskimo]

...*PRE-AZULA'S PARTY, SOKKA CAN BE FOUND AT THE LOCAL DRUG STORE PICKING UP BANDAGES, ANTISEPTIC SPRAY, PAIN KILLERS AND ICE PACKS....IN BULK*

[crazula]

*WILL PERSONALLY BANDAGE UP SOKKA'S WOUNDS IN THE SEXIEST, ANGRIEST WAY POSSIBLE.*

[onlystr8eskimo]

....THAT HAD BETTER BE A PROMISE, DR. AZULA >BD <3

[crazula]

I HAVE TO GIVE YOU THOSE WOUNDS FIRST, SOKKA.

DON'T WORRY, I WON'T BREAK ANYTHING THIS TIME.

-LIVING ROOM-

[imma_girl]

*IN THE VERY BEST MOOD POSSIBLE* WOW! BIG HOUSE! OH LOOK AT THIS THING! *HOLDS UP AN EXPENSIVE LOOKING VASE AND STARTS TO LOOK IT OVER*

Re: -LIVING ROOM-

[x_fighter_jet_x]

-TACKLEGLOMPS- BEEEEEEEEEEEEE.

Re: -LIVING ROOM-

[imma_girl]

*VASE MEETS FLOOR*
*STILL HAPPY* WHY HELLO THERE SWEETIE! *CUDDLES HIM LIKE A GIRL WOULD* IT'S NICE TO SEE YOU AGAIN! ISN'T IT A NICE EVENING?

Re: -LIVING ROOM-

[x_fighter_jet_x]

...IF GOING OUT WITH LONGSHOT MAKESH YOU CALL ME "SHWEETIE", I'M NOT SHURE I LIKE IT 8|

[professor_dweeb]

-AN UNCONSCIOUS, TIED UP ZEI IS DROPPED OFF AT THE DOORSTEP BY AZULA'S NINJAS-

[crazula]

*DRAGS ZEI THE FUCK INSIDE.*

[flowerflute]

OH HEY, IS THAT HATMAN? DIDYA KIDNAP HIM OR SOMETHING?
.... WHY? D\? -CONFUSED STONER-

[crazula]

HE'S BEEN CORRUPTED BY THE MAN.