AZULA'S PARTY: NEW YEAR'S ORGY PARTY

[crazula]

*OPENS THE DOORS TO HER PRIVATE MANSION*

EVERYONE HAS SEX WITH EVERYONE ELSE HERE AND IF I HEAR ANY RELATIONSHIP WHINING I WILL PERSONALLY RIP BOTH OF YOUR REPRODUCTIVE ORGANS OUT WITH UNCLE IROH'S HEDGE CLIPPERS. EVERYONE HERE TONIGHT IS FREE GAME UNLESS THERE'S SOMEONE YOU JUST DON'T FEEL LIKE HAVING SEX WITH. IN THAT CASE, "NO MEANS NO."HAVE

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-LIVING ROOM-

[imma_girl]

*IN THE VERY BEST MOOD POSSIBLE* WOW! BIG HOUSE! OH LOOK AT THIS THING! *HOLDS UP AN EXPENSIVE LOOKING VASE AND STARTS TO LOOK IT OVER*

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[x_fighter_jet_x]

-TACKLEGLOMPS- BEEEEEEEEEEEEE.

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[imma_girl]

*VASE MEETS FLOOR*
*STILL HAPPY* WHY HELLO THERE SWEETIE! *CUDDLES HIM LIKE A GIRL WOULD* IT'S NICE TO SEE YOU AGAIN! ISN'T IT A NICE EVENING?

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[x_fighter_jet_x]

...IF GOING OUT WITH LONGSHOT MAKESH YOU CALL ME "SHWEETIE", I'M NOT SHURE I LIKE IT 8|

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[imma_girl]

*FINALLY CATCHING THE CLUE THAT HE'S NOT ALL THERE* OH JET... HOW MUCH DID YOU DRINK TODAY?

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[x_fighter_jet_x]

UMM.... SHOMEWHERE IN THE BALLPARK OF A LOT 83 -SNICKERS-

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[imma_girl]

*FACEPALM* DEAR GOD... OKAY JET, YOU'RE GONNA HAVE SOME COFFEE NOW... OKAY? *APPLIES A DEATHGRIP TO JET'S HAND*

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[x_fighter_jet_x]

...SHMELLERBEE, THAT HURTSH 8>

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[imma_girl]

*DRAGGING HIM TO THE KITCHEN* AND YOU HAVE THE COMMON SENSE OF AN EIGHT YEAR OLD WHEN YOU'RE DRUNK. SO WE'RE GONNA SOBER YOU UP A LITTLE, OKAY? I'M ONLY DOING THIS BECAUSE I LOVE YOU. >|

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[x_fighter_jet_x]

-LEANS ON HER HEAVILY- THANKSH BEE. I LOVE YOU TOO.

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[imma_girl]

ACK! *BECAUSE OF HER WILDERNESS TRAINING IS ABLE TO CARRY JET'S WEIGHT* NOW, DON'T SAY THAT TOO MANY TIMES. YOU MIGHT MAKE SOMEONE JEALOUS.

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[x_fighter_jet_x]

-FLUFFS HER HAIR DRUNK!AFFECTIONATELY- YOU AND LONGSHOT GO GOOD TOGETHER. I'M SHURE HE'D UNDERSHTAND. HE WOULDN'T DUMP YOU OVER SHOMETHING SHTUPID LIKE I WOULD. -PATHETIC LAUGH-

-KITCHEN-

[imma_girl]

I DUNNO... YOU'VE GOT A GOOD BRAIN JET. *TRYING TO JUGGLE JET AND POURING A CUP OF COFFEE* YOU WOULDN'T HURT SOMEONE WITHOUT REASON. THAT'S ONE OF THE REASONS I'VE ADMIRED YOU SINCE I WAS A KID. *FORCES JET TO STAND STRAIGHT* NOW, DRINK THIS. *HOLDS UP A CUP OF BLACK COFFEE*

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[x_fighter_jet_x]

-GIVES HER AN ODD, SLIGHTLY ASKEW LOOK FROM OVER THE MUG- YOU WERE IN THE EARTH KINGDOM TOO LONG, BEE. -DRINKS-

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[imma_girl]

WRONG. I WAS IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE FAR TOO LONG. *REFILLS* ALL YOU CAN DO IS WATCH THE SNOW AND THINK ABOUT STUPID SHIT LIKE THIS.

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[x_fighter_jet_x]

@__@ LIKE WHAT...?