EMBER ISLAND HIGH RAID

Feb 14, 2009 10:34

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ALRIGHT GUYS, IT'S TIME TO RAID THE STUPID EMBER ISLAND HIGH DANCE.

TO DESCRIBE THE HORROR THAT AWAITS YOU:

- EVERYONE IS IN EXTREMELY DECENT CLOTHING. TUXEDOS FOR THE GUYS, FLOOR LENGTH BALLGOWNS THAT COVER EVERY BIT FOR THE GIRLS. AND THEY'RE ALL IN SENSIBLE SHOES! GASP!
- THEY'RE DOING CLASSICAL DANCES TO A JAZZ BAND. A JAZZ BAND ( Read more... )

raise your hand if you're gay, event, ember island high, what *does* w.a.n.g. mean?

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wheeledone February 15 2009, 06:28:55 UTC
-BUSTS THROUGH THE DOORS ARMED WITH A SUPER SOAKER FULL OF MOUNTAIN DEW- >D

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icanhasavatar February 15 2009, 06:41:55 UTC
-THROWS A TART AT TEO AND RUNS AWAY-

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wheeledone February 15 2009, 06:43:52 UTC
-CHASES AANG AROUND SQUIRTING INNOCENT BYSTANDERS WITH MOUNTAIN DEW IN THE PROCESS-

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flowerflute February 15 2009, 18:24:15 UTC
-WANDERS IN IN A DRESS WITH A FANCY PLATE FULL OF ELEGANT LITTLE CUBES OF SPECIAL BROWNIES- -WALKS UP TO THE NEAREST EMBER ISLAND HIGH GIRL- WOULD YOU CARE FOR A BROWNIE, MA'AM?

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- AT THE DANCE - anonymous February 15 2009, 19:48:50 UTC
*CREPE PAPER, WHOLESOME MUSIC AND CORE FAMILY VALUES ABOUND AT THE 436TH ANNUAL ABSTINENCE JAMBOREE*

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Re: - AT THE DANCE - emberislandhigh February 15 2009, 19:54:10 UTC
*THE ENTIRE STUDENT BODY OF EMBER ISLAND HIGH IS IN ATTENDANCE, AND EVERYONE'S HAVING A GREAT TIME...PROVIDED THEY STAY AT LEAST A FOOT AWAY FROM EACH OTHER AT ALL TIMES WHILE DANCING*

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Re: - AT THE DANCE - emberislandhigh February 15 2009, 19:55:21 UTC
*MS. KWAN IS KEEPING A WATCHFUL EYE OVER THE STUDENT BODY AS ONE OF THE MANY CHAPERONES IN ATTENDANCE THIS EVENING*

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Re: - AT THE DANCE - flowerflute February 15 2009, 19:57:46 UTC
-WALKS UP TO HER- HELLO.

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we_match February 16 2009, 18:43:41 UTC
*CUTELY WALKING HAND IN HAND, DRESSED IN THEIR NORMAL CLOTHES WITH AN ADDED SUIT JACKET* *BOTH SWEETLY SMILE WHILE THE WALK THROUGH THE ROOM--NOW SHOWING AT ALL THAT THEIR JAKETS ARE STUFFED WITH FIREWORKS* 8D 8D WHAT A DELIGHTFUL DANCE!

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icanhasavatar February 16 2009, 19:16:03 UTC
HEY GUYS! -THROWS A COUPLE TARTS AT THEM- TRY NOT TO BURN THE BUILDING DOWN ALRIGHT?

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we_match February 16 2009, 20:00:21 UTC
*PING DODGES THE TART AND POI GETS HIT, NOT THAT HE REALLY CARES* AWW... WAS IT THAT OBVIOUS?

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icanhasavatar February 16 2009, 21:27:32 UTC
WELL, YOU GUYS ARE A LITTLE TRANSPARENT...

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-THE BAND- imma_girl February 16 2009, 19:00:50 UTC
*STANDING DIRECTLY IN FRONT OF THE JAZZ BAND WITH HER ARMS CROSSES* THE POSSIBLITIES ARE ENDLESS... I CAN HARDLY CHOOSE WHICH ONE TO USE...

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Re: -THE BAND- eih_bandyman February 16 2009, 19:32:48 UTC
-STARES DOWN AT BEE WITH A WORRIED EXPRESSION-

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Re: -THE BAND- imma_girl February 16 2009, 19:59:02 UTC
WELL... I SUPPOSE I'LL JUST WING IT THEN. *CLIMBS UP ON THE STAGE AND STARTS WALKING AROUND THE DIFFERENT MUSICIANS* >D HERE'S A GOOD PLACE TO START! *PULLS OUT HER FAVORITE KNIFE AND IN ONE SWING CUTS ALL THE STEEL CORDS FOR A STANDING BASS* 'SCUSE ME. *SNATCHES THE BASS BY THE NECK AND SMASHES IT INTO A FEW OF THE MUSICIAN'S CHAIRS, WHICH SHATTERS IT* *SNICKER*

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Re: -THE BAND- eih_bandyman February 16 2009, 23:31:27 UTC
DDDDDDD8> -TRIES TO PACK UP HIS INSTRUMENT BEFORE THE EVIL INSTRUMENT-KILLING BOY-GIRL GETS TO HIM-

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