EMBER ISLAND HIGH RAID
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ALRIGHT GUYS, IT'S TIME TO RAID THE STUPID EMBER ISLAND HIGH DANCE.
TO DESCRIBE THE HORROR THAT AWAITS YOU:
- EVERYONE IS IN EXTREMELY DECENT CLOTHING. TUXEDOS FOR THE GUYS, FLOOR LENGTH BALLGOWNS THAT COVER EVERY BIT FOR THE GIRLS. AND THEY'RE ALL IN SENSIBLE SHOES! GASP!
- THEY'RE DOING CLASSICAL DANCES TO A JAZZ BAND. A JAZZ BAND!
- THE REFRESHMENTS ARE REAL FRUIT JUICE FRUIT PUNCH (NOT SPIKED) AND FRUIT AND VEGGIE PLATTERS
- THE DECORATIONS ARE BEYOND CHEESY AND TACKY. DOES THIS SCHOOL EVEN HAVE A BUDGET?
- IT'S ALSO AN ABSTINENCE JAMBOREE. INSTEAD OF MAKEOUTS AND SEXYTIEMS, COUPLES HUG AND ESKIMO KISS! AAAH!!
THE HORROR!!! THE ABSOLUTE HORROR!!!!! IT'S WANG TO THE RESCUE!
//ZUZU : (SRRY I WOULD'VE HAD THIS UP YESTERDAY BUT I GOT CAUGHT UP WITH WORK. COMMENT WHENEVER. IT'S ALRIGHT, GUYS.)
ALRIGHT GUYS, IT'S TIME TO RAID THE STUPID EMBER ISLAND HIGH DANCE.
TO DESCRIBE THE HORROR THAT AWAITS YOU:
- EVERYONE IS IN EXTREMELY DECENT CLOTHING. TUXEDOS FOR THE GUYS, FLOOR LENGTH BALLGOWNS THAT COVER EVERY BIT FOR THE GIRLS. AND THEY'RE ALL IN SENSIBLE SHOES! GASP!
- THEY'RE DOING CLASSICAL DANCES TO A JAZZ BAND. A JAZZ BAND!
- THE REFRESHMENTS ARE REAL FRUIT JUICE FRUIT PUNCH (NOT SPIKED) AND FRUIT AND VEGGIE PLATTERS
- THE DECORATIONS ARE BEYOND CHEESY AND TACKY. DOES THIS SCHOOL EVEN HAVE A BUDGET?
- IT'S ALSO AN ABSTINENCE JAMBOREE. INSTEAD OF MAKEOUTS AND SEXYTIEMS, COUPLES HUG AND ESKIMO KISS! AAAH!!
THE HORROR!!! THE ABSOLUTE HORROR!!!!! IT'S WANG TO THE RESCUE!
//ZUZU : (SRRY I WOULD'VE HAD THIS UP YESTERDAY BUT I GOT CAUGHT UP WITH WORK. COMMENT WHENEVER. IT'S ALRIGHT, GUYS.)