all your heroes are whores

[waltermonkey]

Here's my favorite Palin detail so far. From the People Magazine interview:

Where do your children's names come from?

TODD: Sarah's parents were coaches and the whole family was involved in track and I was an athlete in high school, so with our first-born, I was, like, 'Track!'
The guy's fucking lucky he didn't get named Firetruck. Or Ceiling

Comments

[orangejulius]

Year By Year Breakdown of Palin and Obama Resumes

High comedy.

[trunkbutt]

Wait, I should just name my kids stuff I like? That sure makes it easy. This one will be Star Trek and the next one will be Internet.

[trunkbutt]

I kind of figured they named her after the Bristol Motor Speedway, seeing as that they have an affection for that sort of naming.

[waltermonkey]

Hey Willow is an awesome name. You can call her Will.

Bristol is a possibly okay name for a guy, but not for a girl. And calling someone Bris is WRONG.

[conform]

McCain's PR guy has nothing to say about Palin's executive experience.