all your heroes are whores

[waltermonkey]

Here's my favorite Palin detail so far. From the People Magazine interview:

Where do your children's names come from?

TODD: Sarah's parents were coaches and the whole family was involved in track and I was an athlete in high school, so with our first-born, I was, like, 'Track!'
The guy's fucking lucky he didn't get named Firetruck. Or Ceiling

Comments

[trunkbutt]

Wait, I should just name my kids stuff I like? That sure makes it easy. This one will be Star Trek and the next one will be Internet.

[trunkbutt]

I kind of figured they named her after the Bristol Motor Speedway, seeing as that they have an affection for that sort of naming.

[waltermonkey]

Hey Willow is an awesome name. You can call her Will.

Bristol is a possibly okay name for a guy, but not for a girl. And calling someone Bris is WRONG.

[orangejulius]

Didn't we discuss this at your party. That James Tiberius Terry was not acceptable and would result in an intervention?

I never agreed to anything! Ya hear?!

[trunkbutt]

We did? All I remember was you saying the "f" word really loudly a bunch of times!

Re: I never agreed to anything! Ya hear?!

[waltermonkey]

And singing a song about Two Girls, One Cup.

[waltermonkey]

Oh, adorable tiny human who I just created. I love you almost as much as I love sports.

[trunkbutt]

Trig was the math baby, right?

[waltermonkey]

According to Palin Trig is a Norse name that means "strength".

I don't she got as far as Trigonometry in high school. She was too busy with, like, TRACK!