I have not been on this for a while as I have been so cold I have not dared to get out from under the duvet. Fear not though, I have not been a lazy walrus, I have been concocting some exciting new recipes. Here is the first in a series. Enjoy ( Read more... )

I don't recommend putting sardines in a rhubarb crumble...

My pickled eggs have gone moldy. I may still eat them.

scummoth says if I behave pleasantly in the next week I can go to offbeat on Friday. I will try to be good.

I only have 35p so I can't get anyone a Christmas present but people can have a hug and/or brush my mustache if they wish.

I love the tasty treats the Christmas time brings, being an old fashioned sort I do all my own cooking. I have made my Christmas cake and buried it in the garden, hung my mince pies on the oak tree and put my eggs in treacle to pickle. What else do I need to do?

Sometimes I get very lonely.

I have been listening to more music recently, I am especially enjoying Half Man Half Biscuit.

On a sadder note note Jacques and I are not getting on terribly well. I think America did no favours to his temperament.

LJ Interests meme results

1. bedtime:
   I like to relax and there is no better time to do it than at bedtime.
2. cheese and onion:
   A flavour of crisps I get on well with. I cant stand salt and vinegar.
3. dog shoes:
   Dogs with shoes eh?
4. flan:
   I find a well cooked flan a wonderful treat. They are also a 70s classic food.
5. health food:
   Nuts and berries and healthy ( Read more... )

Today was spent lazing around and grooming my mustache. Not an exciting task, but a necessary one for a walrus such as my self.

scummoth stays up too late and I cant get to sleep at a decent time anymore.

I don't half fancy a large cod and chips.

My brother Jacques has arrived form Colorado! He seems a little subdued which I am sure is because of his flight over in a box. He has grown much larger than I remember him, There must be good grub in Colorado. All I ever see him eat is lollipops, salad and of course saskatoons.

Here we are...
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Somebody has my brother Jacques

Oh dear. Whatever can be done?