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Happy New Year!
I've stood in the fridge eating pickled herrings, toasted Bubba with a glass of Harlem and ginger ale, and now, I am wishing everyone a HAPPY NEW YEAR! All without pants. It's a new year. Might as well start it off right. -
Friday Nights with the Bubbster!
Tonight, Bubba and I hit the town to have a good time! Two fat ladies on a mission! Looking for a piece of beef! Meatastic action! Hoo-ha ( Read more... ) -
Chainsaw (Zombie Day) - A Dr. Horrible Parody
Chainsaw (Zombie Day) - to the tune of Freeze Ray (Laundry Day) from the Dr. Horrible soundtrack
Zombie day
See them there
Un-dead things
Shuffling
Want to say
Stay right there
There they go
Mumbling
With my Chainsaw
I will fix the world
With my Chainsaw
I will find the time to
Find the way to
Kill them all
Every one
Brains they feel
What’s the phrase?
Really gross
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A beheaded body can take 32 steps...
"In 1336, King Ludwig of Bavaria sentenced nobleman Ditz von Shaunburg and four of his associates to death. They were sentenced to death for rebelling against His Majesty and for disturbing the peace in the kingdom. The nobleman and his friends were to be beheaded. Before the execution, the king asked Ditz to express his final wish. The nobleman ( Read more... ) -
Eddy and the Gold-mine
Bubba and I were just having a lovely conversation with the dogs about them riding in the C-A-R tomorrow when I go to school. Of course this entire conversation required me doing silly voices for the dogs. It went as follows:
Bubba: Do you guys want to go in the car?
Dogs: *jump up whining, bouncing, and licking naughty bits with excitement*
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A question that has weighed greatly on my mind...
...for about the past two minutes anyway, is what is the action enacted upon a fart? Bubba suggested that one "breaks wind", but is that to say that one likewise breaks a fart? In most cases, I have simply heard people use the word fart to describe the action of farting. But what is it to actually fart? This idea lead to a greater discussion ( Read more... ) -
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I am an idiot. A talented idiot, but an idiot none-the-less for I have somehow glued my shirt to my pants... -
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Help Wanted ~ Seeking qualified Lobster. Pincers preferable, but not required. -
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Apparently Professor Snape drives a silver Corola and shops at Wegmans. Who knew? -
Don't blame me...
...they started it! I was fine yesterday. I was in class. I was working along just fine and then THEY just had to say IT! Okay, so "they" would be my classmates and "it" will require some explanation...
So, yesterday morning, I had gotten up to find I had a zit on my cheek. (Best opening to a story, right?) So I proceeded to go about the usual ( Read more... )