If any one of you out there were in any way responsible for making "bringing down the house" the #1 movie in America this weekend........please, kill yourself. Thank you.

I haven't quite figured out how to use this journal yet. Yes, I know the program, I know how to type, and I know how to update....but I don't like spouting off about my daily activities. Ugh...I just seem to use it when I'm pissed and I want to rant. Once again, this is the case ( Read more... )

There was a time when the news of a big upcoming concert would have me counting down the days until its arrival. The sea of concert goers, the walls of speakers, and the elaborate lighting seemed to be a perfect environment for any band. Time has passed, I’ve been to a lot more shows and you know what? FUCK THAT. A dual-concert weekend back in 97 ( Read more... )

Zach Galifianakis (comedy central)- you know what I like to do when I'm making out with a woman? I like to whisper into her ear..."will you touch my vagina?" and she's like "WHAT?" and I'm like."..thats what you’re supposed to say"