Normally - when people ask me what is best in life. I tell them: Crush your enemies, have them driven before you and hear the lamentations of their women. TODAY!!!!! That all happened to one such enemy and I didn't have to do any of the crushing!!!! They did it to themselves!! I am HAPPY!!!!

( Really? You wanna do a roadside argument? )

HAHAHA!!!! Russell is definitely da man! And the cuntacular Laura was voted off!!!HA! All is well in my world.

I know a few weeks ago I was begging for Russell to get voted off as he was sooooo reprehensible...but damn...I sooo hope he wins now, as HE IS APPARENTLY the only person there that has a clue!!!!

Kelly's Hero's...since I own it on DVD and it has been on for the past two days I changed the channel to Bravo and The real Housewives of Atlanta!

( mistake!!! )

( Then Death Troopers is a MUST READ!!!!! )

Luckily I really like my job - ( either that or I am just happy to be an agent of the man again... )

( You have to be kidding me? )

Tonight's Southpark was awesome...totally nailed it about those douchebag Whale Wars pansies!

Damn good investment for the Wii!