If you haven't heard the news, the raelians, a religious group that came from outer space, have cloned a baby girl appropriately named "Eve" and have more on the way. I am heading to Canada, where there is a Raelian theme park called UFOland to get a few hundred voodoomen created. Watch out ladies!

I just love this time of year when every god fearing american dresses up their house, dog.....
It just gives me such a warm feeling!
Life is so woulderful! rejoyce!
V

Aloha and all that. Been thinking of all you California ladies. You would've liked the island but it's a little different from California. Chickens (some with heads attached) everywhere. I think you chicks are all vegans so the blood might have bothered you. No human blood anywhere though. I really only work good magic: tell me, did the spell that ( Read more... )

They're circulating the CU campus now. Send more ( Read more... )

Ok, you are all welcome to come but you have to get yourselves there. Despite my wealth (my profits from the giant gamma-ray machine) I can't afford to fly everyone there. Perhaps you can hitch a ride on a freighter or something. As I implied before, on my island, nudity is mandatory. And I am the only guy there. The more of you the better. No ( Read more... )

is particularly powerful when used during the full moon. My friends will get just what they asked for. By the way, the gun is great. Any one want to go flying?

Quick trip to California on my new bike. Thanks for hanging out Zan. No, of course I have no ulterior motives for wanting you on the back of my bike. What could you possibly be referring to? I mean, it was your choice to take your shirt off -- hope you're not sunburned. Off to Denver today to check out a H&K MP-5 submachine gun 9mm.

Ran out of chickens on Halloween and just woke up today. Who won the election? Has war started yet?

A cold morning - off to work - things fall apart- only good thing is a good friend drops me 5 bucks. thanks Ophelia. I'm sure you are out haunting the little ones. voodoo can so challenging at times.
I look forward to seeing you in the carib.
Love Al