Yeah, I never update. But that's because I've been working 7 days a week for months and have a lot of other stuff going on. I just moved. I'm getting married. Hey, you all had your chance and no one took me up on the offers. Ok, so that's that. I'm taken. Que sera, sera.

How are all you ladies? Those who still speak to me anyway.

Some chick called my house and my roommate Steve answered the phone and she asked him if he would deliver her viagra prescription. Steve said she though he was me and she went into hysterical laughter and couldn't breath and he thought she needed 911.

Can't imagine who that was.

Yes, she is from Brazil. And yes, she complains that she can't get pants that fit over her butt here. Will it work out? I don't know.

But at least she's not bi-polar.

If I can't get a wife by writing in this thing, what is the point?

Girls keep deleting me from their friend's lists and I don't know why. I've got a really cool car, and I try to keep my breast-staring problem under control when in the presence of a date...

No one will marry me.

ETERNAL LOVE
My Valentines
Are always smitten
'Cause I'm Dracula
And they've been bitten.

I'll see you in your dreams...Dood

Been really bus lately but looking forward to catching up in here. The skiing has been great and I miss you all. There's still time for a winter visit for you all.

Since you girls will be home by thurs nite i want you to get those hawaiian tatoo pics up on lj right away so I can check them out. Like the quality of the art work. it's important that I be able to clearly see where on your bodies they are, so make it a full body shot.

I guess I'll have to go to Hawaii this week to catch up with the girls. I hear they are hula-dancing at the luau tonight and I look pretty hot in a grass skirt myself. I'm missing out here in the snow. If you have their phone number Z give it to me. I don't think they have internet in the grass shack. Roasted pig has a lot of possibilities now that ( Read more... )

Off to Vail. It was 28 degrees today. Quite a difference from the Islands of two weeks ago where it was 95 degrees. These temperature changes make me a little weird. Ice, you should not be so mean to me. I worship you and Phoenix. She just had one date with me and that was enough. you haven't tried it yet. Don't be so harsh and judgemental.

I'm serious about Canada. I'd like you SLO area girls to go along with me. I won't put any nudity requirements on this trip because it's really cold up there right now. Any of you ski? How about hot chocolate drinkers? Once we're all cloned it would be really interesting. Phoenix, you could sing a lot...Ice, you can romp in the river to your heart' ( Read more... )